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If you're viewing this right now, that means you're my new favorite person, so congratulations! You're new admirers name is Laura and I live in the OH SO EXCITING state of Iowa. Let's just say that Des Moines life in no where near busy enough for me. I want to move somewhere where bands actual tour to often, since concerts are what I'm all about. I must say that I quite love meeting new people so carefully follow the following directions. As soon as you read this leave me a comment... include a joke or two... then push send or whatever that button is... and then just sit back and wait. I'm not sure what you're waiting for, but it'll most likely be good... hopefully not ebola or anything. If you do not forward this message to 21 billion people in the next millisecond your house with become infested with amoebas. Oh no, it's too late... you took too long, RUNNN!!!

Anyways, I try to be interesting... I try to be funny... I try to try, but what can I say, trying doesn't mean succeeding.

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