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Location:  San Antonio, TX

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This Day & Age This Day & Age

Rock / Indie / Ambient

Brilliant Red Lights Brilliant Red Lights

Indie / Progressive / Punk

Zolof the Rock & Roll Destroyer Zolof the Rock & Roll Destroyer

Powerpop / Rock / Indie

Motion City Soundtrack Motion City Soundtrack

Punk / Emo / Pop

The Armada The Armada

Hardcore / Rock

Anthony Green Anthony Green

Indie / Bluegrass / Folk

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Come aboard, you little fucker.
Do what you want cause pirate cock is free,
You are GAY!
YAR YAR YAR YAR
You are a bitch.
Waits on every s-s yreve no stiaW x 3
Being a dickie is alright to be,
We gotta fap on a pirate, and say Hooray!
Pirates love semen.
OH SEXY BOOTY
We'll dig up the box full of shit, to lead us to a whore, to lead us to a WHORE!
YAR-RAY
YOU x4
It's time to drop turds! Yar Har!
You are a bitch.
PRECIOUS BOOTY x3
name:sexybait13

spred a memo around:uh kiss my ass and send it to canada

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: caleb castellano
Birthday: 11/09/19
Birthplace: san antonio texas
Current Location: san antonio texas
Eye Color: brown chocolate
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'8'
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: mexican british
The Shoes You Wore Today: converse
Your Weakness: Mcdonalds
Your Fears: needles, roller coasters, darkness, open cut wounds
Your Perfect Pizza: surpreme
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pass school and get comic in the local paper
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: HOLY CRAP INA HAT!
Thoughts First Waking Up: ugh... why?.....
Your Best Physical Feature: hair, butt, whatever tickles your fancy...
Your Bedtime: 12:05
Your Most Missed Memory: my first crush/love in seattle
Pepsi or Coke: dr.pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: arby's
Single or Group Dates: group dates i think?...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: red diamond tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: ice coffee
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: yep
Do you Sing: hellz yesh!
Do you Shower Daily: i couldnt go a day without a shower
Have you Been in Love: thats like asking if i breathe
Do you want to go to College: yea
Do you want to get Married: sure
Do you belive in yourself: hell yeah!
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: im too busy thinking how sexy i am...
Are you a Health Freak: WHERES THE SOAP?!?!
Do you get along with your Parents: ....kinda....
Do you like Thunderstorms: *underbed* yea...
Do you play an Instrument: eehhh.... alittle like the bongos and acoustic guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nah
In the past month have you Smoked: hell no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: .... nope not that i can think of
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: like every week
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no i wish!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no i wish again!
In the past month have you been on Stage: eeeee no... i think
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: sounds interesting but no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no i swear to never steal (again)
Ever been Drunk: *calls ugly girl* "WAT R U WEARIN SEXY *burp*"
Ever been called a Tease: oh caleb stop... *laughs*
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: in middle school
How do you want to Die: i dont wanna die.... T.T
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: chef,cartoonist,voice actor,director
What country would you most like to Visit: japan, U.K.,canada
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green or blue
Favourite Hair Color: highlights of crazy awesome colors (anything neon)
Short or Long Hair: both is fine and sexy
Height: not too short not too tall
Weight: NO FAT CHICKS
Best Clothing Style: unique (someone whos themselfs and doesnt try to be anything) or mixed styles like punk and scene
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1...2...5...no.... yea 1
Number of CDs I own: 1...2....3....100.
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: want one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a couple like 5 or whatever idk

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!


What stereotype do you belong to?
Your Result: Punk
 

listens to punk rock, has many piercings, wears a lot of black, hair is dyed unnatural colors, plays guitar, wears clothes that stand out, only likes colors combined with black

No stereotype
 
Emo
 
Preppy
 
geek/nerd
 
Loner
 
Jock
 
Gamer
 
What stereotype do you belong to?Quiz Created on GoToQuiz


caleb's favorite bands so far:
zolof the rock and roll destroyer
mindless self indulgence
family force 5
cobra starship
maximum the hormone
say anything
cinematic sunrise
two tounges
four year strong
cafe tacuba
eye alaska

cool band names: wecameonbrokenteeth
WHAT THE FU-AGGGHHH!!!!
diSS iz a fansee resturant!!!


HEY KIDS! THATS RIGHT! ILL BE REVIEWING UR FAV MUSIC! JUST MESSAGE OR COMMENT ME THE MUSICAL GROUP U WANT ME TO REVIEW ON PUREVOLUME AND ILL POST A BLOG REVIEWING THERE AWESOMENESS(or stupidness lol) OR TEXT ME THE GROUP AT 210-837-8719! HURRY! IF U DO THIS THEN ILL RECOMMEND NOT ONLY THE BAND BUT THE PERSON WHO REQUEST THE GROUP AND ULL GET POPULAR! HOORAY! so message text comment ur fav band to me, remember:they have to have a purevolume and must have tracks for me to listen to (i cant stress that enough >.

 
 
August 5

sick puppies review (requested by My heart's bleeding and yours is still beating)

today i previewed sick puppies a band from austrailia (3 members) this group is a hybrid mix of paparoach and other nu-metal favs from the 90s but a whole lot better, this is a group who hav many huge fans thatll follow them to the end of time and now i see why, my fav track was welcome to the real world (the last of the songs)there like rock with a rap attitude and sounding like... i cant think of what they compare to except what i said a minute ago lol but this a group u must check out, it says they one a award for best live band in austraila that has to be good (duh!) so yep check em out

5/5

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August 3

Stranger Stranger review (requested by allyallyally)

today i got to hear a group named stranger stranger, a group fronted by a girl vocalist sounding like hayley williams of paramore and indie punk sound like the pillows i recomnd u check em out ther pretty underground wit a lo-fi sound but hay moldy peaches were lo-fi ther entire carrier and kicked ass lol

3.5/5

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August 2

Jesus and the Fuckin' Miracles review

first there was the sex pistols, then the ramones (idk who came first either lol) then there was GG allin, then the grems then all time low (shutters), and now here to save punk rock: Jesus and the fuckin' miracles! i got to check out two songs from them on there purevolume (PV for short) and they were rockin and kickin wing! they reminded me of the great black flag or early GG allin and a lil of the grerms, i like both tracks equally and u might too, go check em out today while there still fuckin miracles! ^^

score: 4.5/5

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June 30

FOUR YEAR STRONG'S "RISE OR DIE TRYING" CD REVIEW

so i finally bought four year strongs cd "rise or die trying" before ther upcoming new album "explains it all" (cleaverly like 'clarissa explains it all' which im very excited about) and i have to say the album was pretty great. it opens up with a alarm sound off like as though a city is evacuating and then the drums start playing with one struck of the guitar going off then the group yells "START THE TAKE OVER!!!" then that last for almost a minute till it slows down then track 2 plays and its very fast and exciting i was jumpin around my room banging on things and singing along even though i didnt know the words lolol, the first time you play the album u think "some of the songs sound the flippin same =/..." but after i heard the whole album a third time i started to recognize them at the very moment it started playing! XD. the group has a unique sound sorta like punk rock styles of new found glory, the syith pop craziness like zolof the rock and roll destroyer or like motion city soundtrack, and the hardcore screams and addrenaline rush like a day to remember. this is a album i recommend if ur into awesome music and if u love this album then youll be wishing for like me and thank god there new album hits stores in july, so hellz yea! XD

rating:4/5

recommended tracks: heroes get remembered,legends never die. the beatdown to the key of happy. wrecked'em? damn near kill'd them! men are from mars,women are from hell (i know that might make girls go "HEY?!" lol

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June 13

zolof the rock and roll destryor's "MR.SONG" lyrics

im bashful,im blue, and i really wanna dance with u,i have horns and a tail (>w<) and my ego is for sell,im corny and kind and i hope to be alive,i have tricks and trails and my trails will be unvailed...

UH OH! shake it baby yeah! UH OH! yeayeayeayeayeayeayea! (repeat onces more)

im lonely,im lost, LAZY DAZY ONDAZOND!, i have corks and kooks, my favorite author alzkiboooks, im groovy, im gray,and my groove and gray at bay,i have skooks and skims,and books and skims oy vay! ( YEEEAAAHH!!!!!!!!)

(repeat chorse) paging mr.song!

(end)

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Andy FTP

Hey just thought I'd tell you about my band, we sound
a lot like Blink 182, Mayday Parade, Sum 41, New Found
Glory, and All Time Low.
www.purevolume.com/forgetthepacific
Thanks for your time hope you like it! =)

Rock´nRollBoy182

hi:) I recommend listening to this pop punk rock band
called "Biggest Lie"
http://www.purevolume.com/biggestlie :) add Biggest
Lie..ok?! bye and keep rockkk

macks

hi:) whats up? I am a member of the group called
"UnderDying" Metalcore Post Hardcore
www.purevolume.com/underdyingband
thanks, have a good day!

Rock´nRollBoy182

hi:) I recommend listening to this pop punk rock band
called "Biggest Lie"
http://www.purevolume.com/biggestlie :) add Biggest
Lie..ok?! bye and keep rockkk

Sweet Cake

Hey guyz check this :) HardCore/Alternative group
from Brazil http://www.purevolume.com/BiggestLie :)
Escute Biggest Lie - HardCore/Alternativo
http://www.myspace.com/biggestlierockers :)
thankssssssss

Lizzy

Thank you. ^_^

martin

hi:) what up? I am a member of the group called
"At breakfast" pop punk rock
http://www.purevolume.com/atbreakfast
thanks , good luck !

shawna-bonahnah

lol yeahh i guess :P

 
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