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hey im Jonathan, but everyone calls me Jon. (except my family and my friend katie) well i like heavy metal, girls, and ice cream, in that order. What else is there to say? Oh i also like friends so friend me, i dont bite. (or at least i cant through the internet). My favorite band is Bullet for my Valentine. My favorite song is Forever and Always.
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As President of the United States, I promise to...
Screw the System Fuck the Man Arm the Homeless Save the Damned!!!!!!!!!
This is my first ever blog of my life!!!!
READ THIS AND COMMENT ON IT!!! TELL ME IF YOU LIKED IT OR IF YOU HATED IT. GIVE ME YOUR HONEST OPINION!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!! This is my first ever blog of my life, to inform you of my funnest moment of my life. Now, i have done many fun and crazy things in my life, but this by far is the craziest and funnest of them all!!!! So, today during 1st period Spanish class someone gave me a monster because we were having a party (fiesta). Well, whenever i have an energy drink of any kind, i get basically drunk w/o the negative effects or a crash. We had a huge ass assembly to recognize all the outstanding accomplishments of the students. I was going insane!!!!!! I was being recognized for having a 3.67 or higher gpa...i think. If you were being recognized, you got a glow stick and you got to go on the stage and have a spotlight on you and all that shit. Well, under the influence of monster, when i went on the stage, I took off my shirt and swung it over my head like a lasso and ran through the gym shirtless. Well apparently this is obscene and against the rules, so at the end of the gym the guidance counselor, Mrs. Kessler, ran after me. She yells: "put your clothes back on and pull your pants up. Now do you need to sit in the front row with me for the rest of the assembly, or are you going to behave yourself?" Well, i told her i would be a good boy and she believed me. After the assembly everyone was congratulating me and giving me high fives and shit. I new it was funny but i didn't think it would make me like some kind of hero. The great part is: i didn't get in any trouble!!!!!!
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posted Jul 23
alyssasaur☮
ohey, thanks for the add. [:
posted Oct 04
Break out the [Shotguns].
BTW I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
posted Sep 25
Break out the [Shotguns].
Really how old did she turn?
posted Sep 25
sveetshan
heyy thanx for the add (:
posted Sep 25
Break out the [Shotguns].
I have been doing great and looking forward to going
the school dance next weekend! Im like so stoked! I
also cant wait for my birthday... its on October 21!!!
Then i can get a tattoo but i dont know of what yet? So
yeah who knows whats going to happen tomorrow. I think
im going to invite my friends over so we can play
Rockband 2 and have fun! I wish you could come!
posted Sep 24
Break out the [Shotguns].
I loved your poem dude! It was great so tell me do you
like my new picture? And how have you been doing?
posted Sep 24
jess,
hey you, whats up?
posted Sep 19