SAM AND ERICS AWSOME ADVENTURE :D
Posted September 18, 2008
well i wrote this terribly. just deal with it, its worth the badness. so my moms a bitch and made me walk all the way home today from the high school. its over 10 miles. luckily though eric missed his bus too. so we started walking down the road. we got to about where the new pre school is and some guy stoped and asked up if we needed a ride. by the way this guy looked like he rapes little children for a living. so we start talking to him and basically tell him to fuck off. so we get down to sandy hook center and my mom calls, being the bitch she is she just says "good luck getting home." after that we get to the mobile mart and two girls ask us if we needed a ride to the center, so were like sure why not. so we get in the car and all you smell is pot. the girl starts to pull out and is like "is everything going really slow or is that me?" we just ignore it and she keeps driving. she get out onto the main road and just turns around "do you guy smoke pot?!" were like uhh no and there like, oh we do, as a matter a fact i'm high as ass right now, but dont worry i'm a good driver. she says this as she starts to drift off the road... so we pass the ice cream shop and the drivers friends just like "FUCK THE ICE CREAM SHOP" i'm just like "why?" she goes "i used to work there" and holy shit it turns out to be this girl we meet last year who works at the ice cream shop and has really cool shoes. so after we get to the center we go to big y. shit were out of money. so we just go to the guy who sells pizza and are like "can we have some pizza, were gonna pay up front. so we get out pizza and just eat it and throw it out. were throwing it out and we see this kid marc who works there, hes this really cool senior. so we talk to him for a bit and walk out. next we meet up with brandon. so we tell brandon our story and get on our way. were passing over the over pass and i see a dead squirel. being the idiot i am i throw it int the highway. we decide to go to brooks house after that. we get to her road and eric now has to take a pee, so he pees on these peoples mail box and we go to brooks. after we get to brooks, no one is home. so we just go out back and jump on her trampoline. we cut through these people yards and then shit i have to pee. so i pee in there plant and we go. were almost at erics so we decide to cut through these other peoples yards. when we get to one of his neibors houses a dog almost attacks us. and finaly we arive at erics. then his dad drops me off at the end of the street and now i am home.
