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About Me
Posted June 25 | Leave a Comment
Hay everyone!, im nikki, im 18, and i live in TX (yeh, im THAT badass) I LOVE: God, MuSiCA =P,SAM, sleep, dancing like a craZ person in muh underwear, my guitars, my bass, SinGiNG, photography,NerRds, YOU , my friends, LIFE. Im a total dork XP, my hobbies are: sleeping, pizza, and listening to music 24/7. totally mellow and groovy, COMMENT me! Ask me silly questions, become my bestest friend lol, or just drop by and say HEY! i ALWAYS reply! =] ALSO, if u WANT, i got MSN: scotchtape_… read more
Loretta
Posted June 16 | Leave a Comment
STAN: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'. REG: What?! LORETTA: It's my right as a man. JUDITH: Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan? LORETTA: I want to have babies. REG: You want to have babies?! LORETTA: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them. REG: But... you can't have babies. LORETTA: Don't you oppress me. REG: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?! read more
My Visit to the Animal Shelter
Posted May 22 | Leave a Comment
"I'll take that little one, way in the back," I said. "That little collie mix?" said the animal shelter guy. "No," I said, "the one behind him." "The gray terrier?" he said. "He's gray," I said,"but way in the back, in the corner." "You mean the water faucet?" he said. I realized then it was a water faucet, but I didn't want to look like a jerk, so I said,"Yeah, that's the one I want." It ended up costing me almost five hundred dollars to get that faucet removed. But you know, I've still got t… read more
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Posted May 17 | Leave a Comment
so ive got bad luck and bruises from skating and midnight cruises you said that we'll just be fine i'll make sure to make plans, will you be mine? crappy days without you make me quite unhappy and sometimes lazy but it's fun when we're alone 'cause did you know that youre my hero sometimes when i look to you i feel like i learned from you what love can be like and i think with every second that youre my favourite and i'm your biggest fan i dont have to change much, but i'll get bette… read more
Good Novel Idea
Posted May 11 | Leave a Comment
I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look and look, but you know what? They never find him. And you know why they never find him? It doesn't say. The book leaves it up to you, the reader, to decide. Then, at the very end, there's a page you can lick and it tastes like Kool-Aid. read more
Heart of a Robot <3
Posted May 9 | Leave a Comment
it makes me feel so defenseless I'm a wreckless mess, torn in two, and I know you mean so much to me right now but I know it means so much to you you have so much to lose but you say, I, I'm under God's plans and he's making me a real man and I, feel I'm working for a higher purpose and I know you'll miss me when I get so busy but you know I'm always thinking of you when you feel a bit overwhelmed time flies by and you feel like no one understands but I know that I'll miss you most… read more
Hiking Joke
Posted May 7 | Leave a Comment
A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that you got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke. read more
The Most Dangerous Animal
Posted May 1 | Leave a Comment
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see. read more
If Only
Posted April 24 | Leave a Comment
If i could change the world Id make you + me our own country we'd have days and years to be free id make you the center of my universe oh, you never know... i can change our world maybe if we never lost our lives in wars i could feel like we could be someone more if i could change the world oceans would become smaller seas and all we'd have to do is make our fantasies come true oh, yeah you never know... i can change our world doesnt the sky look farther than it was before? just believ… read more
What?? I dont remember that!
Posted April 22 | Leave a Comment
The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called "Dad." We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess some things never leave you. read more
Edge of the World
Posted April 12 | Leave a Comment
even though we're getting so close now its getting harder to sail through the troubled waterside its like we're getting farther from the center and closer to the edge of the world and closer and closer to the edge of the world i take a deep breath and your hands they feel like something worth waiting for in the darkness and my heart it feels a little bit bigger than before dont keep it a secret i wish we could keep at it even after a few fights im sure we could make right whatever it i… read more
Good Novel Idea
Posted April 11 | Leave a Comment
I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look and look, but you know what? They never find him. And you know why they never find him? It doesn't say. The book leaves it up to you, the reader, to decide. Then, at the very end, there's a page you can lick and it tastes like Kool-Aid. read more
Two Of A Kind
Posted April 6 | Leave a Comment
i think we're two of a kind no heartbreakin, just dreammakin and we're two parts of a whole and thats what i like we'll just lie in the grass and be thinkin of our future a ton of nights full of playful fights and a million and one 'i love you's is what i live for now dont wait now dont wait we can lie in the middle of the street and there'll be tons of people to meet i can picture it now i can almost hear our two hearts beating in sync i know what youre thinking right now while im asl… read more
Uncle Caveman
Posted March 31 | Leave a Comment
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear. read more
Dear Dreamer
Posted March 29 | Leave a Comment
its taken time to realize what youre saying , im praying for something new for something more your hazy eyes they capitalize my true feelings (L-O-V-E) is what it spells out to me your poetry is simply amazing and i find i rhyme too much in mine but you say baby, thats fine , just try again just try again wistful nights full of playful fights you know i wouldnt miss it for the world im transfixed by your smile and i cant help but stare for awhile at those eyes dont think you couldnt… read more
