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Age: 19

Location: Conroe, TX

Joined On: Aug 05, 2006

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Hay everyone!, im nikki, im 18, and i live in TX (yeh, im THAT badass)
I LOVE: God, MuSiCA =P,SAM, sleep, dancing like a craZ person in muh underwear, my guitars, my bass, SinGiNG, photography,NerRds, YOU , my friends, LIFE.

Im a total dork XP, my hobbies are: sleeping, pizza, and listening to music 24/7. totally mellow and groovy, COMMENT me! Ask me silly questions, become my bestest friend lol, or just drop by and say HEY! i ALWAYS reply! =]

ALSO, if u WANT, i got MSN: scotchtape_sweetheart@hotmail.com AND AIM: turtlezrhott09

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June 16

Loretta

STAN: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.
REG: What?!
LORETTA: It's my right as a man.
JUDITH: Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
LORETTA: I want to have babies.
REG: You want to have babies?!
LORETTA: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
REG: But... you can't have babies.
LORETTA: Don't you oppress me.
REG: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!

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May 22

My Visit to the Animal Shelter

"I'll take that little one, way in the back," I said. "That little collie mix?" said the animal shelter guy. "No," I said, "the one behind him." "The gray terrier?" he said. "He's gray," I said,"but way in the back, in the corner." "You mean the water faucet?" he said. I realized then it was a water faucet, but I didn't want to look like a jerk, so I said,"Yeah, that's the one I want." It ended up costing me almost five hundred dollars to get that faucet removed. But you know, I've still got that faucet, and I wouldn't trade it for any dog in the world.

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May 17

=]

so ive got bad luck and bruises
from skating and midnight cruises
you said that we'll just be fine
i'll make sure to make plans, will you be mine?
crappy days without you make me
quite unhappy and sometimes lazy
but it's fun when we're alone
'cause did you know that youre my hero

sometimes when i look to you i feel like
i learned from you what love can be like
and i think with every second
that youre my favourite and i'm your biggest fan

i dont have to change much, but i'll get better
you say you like me in any weather
midnight movies and tv talk shows
you say 'goodnight and i love you the most'
when we're singing and playing all night
i'll make sure to accept your invite
and on a scale of 10 to 0
you know youre an 11 and my hero

sometimes when i look to you i feel like
i learned from you what love can be like
and i think with every second
that youre my favourite and i'm your biggest fan

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May 11

Good Novel Idea

I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look and look, but you know what? They never find him. And you know why they never find him? It doesn't say. The book leaves it up to you, the reader, to decide. Then, at the very end, there's a page you can lick and it tastes like Kool-Aid.

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