Zelda Classic @ Armageddon Games

Posted August 21, 2006

Yo, check this out:

Zelda Classic @ Armageddon Games

Here you can download the original NES Legend Of Zelda game for your computer. As a bonus, there is also a program you can use to create your own "quests" about anything you want. I have started several quests, including a Metroid quest, a quest where you play as Zelda, and an original idea known as the Story Of Delda (more details at The Official Story Of Delda Website), but now have started some serious work on two quests:

Apocalypse Of Hyrule:

I learned how to do almost everything with this program except create cutscenes, which is all I need to know to create this masterpiece. This will be a time consuming quest, starting with Ganon's plot to destroy Hyrule in full swing as Link must stop what destruction he can. Destruction will occur, however, as the mountains crumble and other locales deteriorate. Link must find the Triforce pieces (typical of all quests but whatever) to open the way to Ganon's Tower and confront the evil being. Afterwards he must return Hyrule to its normal self by returning to the past and stopping Ganon's plot before it starts.

Level Of Seriousness (Scale of 1-10): 9


Where's The Ham?:

After Link's subsequent restoration of Hyrule, he's feeling pretty hungry. He goes to his fridge (in Link's day?!) to get his prized ham-hock, but... IT'S GONE! Confused, Link reads the note left behind in the fridge, which reads:
"Dear Link,
I stole your ham-hock.
Ha ha ha u shween!
Love,
Ganon"

Link despairs, but then takes up his sword and swears on it to defeat Ganon and retake his beloved ham. Little did he notice, since he was so worried about his ham-hock, that Zelda was also kidnapped. Go figure.

Level Of Seriousness: -3

More details soon.