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Gone like the wind
I haven't posted anything on here for ages. Only reason is that I've been ill and basically in and out of hospital and the doctors. Went to the shittest gig yesterday. It was at like a kind of private members social club and turned out to be a bit of a family affair. Drinks were cheap but the music was shit. We had to resort to using a dice to decide the outcome of our evening. Ranged from pretty lame things like doing the robot and breakdancing on stage to at the end rushing out of the fire exits like deranged freaks. I felt shit though in the morning - the dice forced us to drink from a bottle of coke on the floor when we were waiting for the bus so that I might have done it. On the way back when we were looking for something else to do we found some tramp and preached the ways of Marxism to him taking his New York cap and just generally taunting him.
Weekend
Parents went to the West Midlands to see family yesterday so I had the whole day free. Spent most of it watching Scrubs and Kevin Hill, but I did get some work done.
In the evening I went to the pub with some friends which was quite good cos for once there was a good atmosphere but they persist on playing shit music like Coldplay. We have some sick bands round here and it would brilliant for them to play some of these tracks. Other than that it was pretty good. After I stumbled home and immediately vommited in the toilet and went to sleep. Word of warning: Have a proper meal before you go out drinking. 4 slices of buttered toast really don't line your stomach. Absolute crap.
Weirdest thing happened in the shops today. I was in a clothes store and this woman came up to me and asked me how tall I was. I said 5ft 8. And she then said that she wanted me to try on some clothes because I was the similar height as her boyfriend. She was a total freak. I put these clothes on and she was saying all like how nice they looked on me and persistantly tidied the collars up and stuff. I have never been so freaked out, it was surreal. The woman was a complete nutter.
Time to celebrate
Exams are nearly finished. Oh Yeah! Three chavs started some crap on me yesterday using the same old crap, "you fucking punks" "we're gonna fuck you up bruv". They did and then I took them on and elbowed one in the neck three times, kicked one in the legs and the chest but eventually they shoved me to the ground and it was all over. They luckily left probably due to the dis-satisfaction in three guys randomly taking on one person. Oh well shit happens. I've got tonnes of reports to get thru for school, practically in each subject and I think our teacher assessments are coming out soon which should be fun. I still haven't given by parents my half-year report card yet but they'll never find out. I haven't got any money and yet stupidly bought a ticket for southend vs brentford when I don't even want to or can go. So it 16.50 for the match, 11.00 for the National Rail ticket and then 5.40 or something for the Tube ticket. Which means no money for food or beer on the way back, or after. So its pretty shit to be honest.
Lesbians
We did Feminism today in English. Our teacher talked about the different strands and waves of feminism. She talked about Conservative Lesbians. The whole class laughed. She talked about the Island of Lesbos, everyone laughed. She talked about how South Australia was the first country to give women the vote. People just took the piss. She thought South Australia was a country, little did she know that she was from Australia.
Revision 2
Sunday. Rain all day in London. Nothing else to do but to work. English essay is half way completed, Geography revision has gone quite well and I've nearly finished my Spanish play. For the first time since probably time began I haven't been able to listen to my iPod and lie idle for 2 hours. This is going to be short as nothing has happened.
Breakfast was toast and bourbons with milk. Lunch was bacon and scrambled egg sandwiches with double-choc-chip cookies after, with milk of course. Dinner I don't know what that'll be. Who cares. Nothing can lighten up the week ahead.
