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I am a fat man, my name is Kyle. I listen to Death Metal, Skate Punk, 80\\'s Hardcore, Hardcore, Screamo, Emo, Techno, Ska, Gore Metal, Rapecore, DeathRape, Porno Groove, Goregrind, Deathcore, Murder and Blood Core, Grindcore, Deathgrind, and anything else that is intensly heavy, fast, or will make me wet. I play in a band called Dionysus, I am the vocalist (screaming and some singing), as well the writer, and occasionally I will assist with back-up guitar, and the guitar writing process, and if neccessary at practice I will pick up the bass. I like to drink and smoke weed with my home boys, as well smoke captain blacks in the lines at concerts lol. I used to smoke ciggs but I quit, and im happy about dat shit. I like to skateboard, play hockey, watch the leafs, and chill with my buds. JAMS IS SICK. Moshing is a must, I like to fuck kids up in pits fo sho! I HATE FUCKING SLAM DANCERS THAT COME INTO THE MOSH, IF I SEE YOU SLAMDANCING IN MY PIT BE PREPARED TO GET AN OLD SCHOOL ASS WHOOPING COURTESY OF STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN (not really..but me and whoever im with will go after you for the rest of the show, and by the end you will wish you didn't slam dance in my pit). I hate preps and emo kids, and I would love to see them all burn in a hole in the ground, I kind of consider myself the Hitler of emo kids and preps...I'd like to see them all exterminated. Lastly, I want a beard. peace

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