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RATBASTARDINC
joyita_especial
United States
joyita_especial
United States
Hawthorne_Heights001
Irving, TX
Marinaaaa
2006 New York City plane crash, United States
the exciting story of rat bastard, inc.
Since I was a kid in high school, Ive come up with ideas that I think would be funny on t-shirts. Now, with the aid of the Internet, I am able to sell those ideas. My dream is to one day have Rat Bastard, Inc. t-shirts in malls across America; but I dont want it to be a fad, I want it to be a trend. Rather than just trying to blow up overnight and go straight to the shelves, I want my company to prove its place in the community, so people will know that the company earned its success through hard work, perseverance, and dedication. I am a huge fan of local music; sometimes the best bands are the ones no one has ever heard of. By trading links with those bands, I help them and they help me. I will help them expose their music to my audience, and they will help me expose my t-shirts to their audience. It a win-win situation. I may come off sounding preachy to you, but its my beliefs, my philosophy, and my business; so if you dont like it you can phuck off!
-Grady Smith,
President, CEO, and sole employee
Corrupting America's Youth, One T-Shirt At A Time!
RAT BASTARD, INC.
Making ideas a reality, expressing yourself, and (most importantly) having fun!
Our Mission: To offend and entertain.
Individuality. Its what makes every person special in his or her own way. Thats what Rat Bastard, Inc. is all about- individuality, self-expression, and, above all, humor. In such a complex world, we are often so caught up in trying to earn social acceptance that we forget that what other people think of us doesnt really matter. Rat Bastard, Inc. is all about individuality, freethinking, and being proud of who you are. Our clothes are a vehicle of self-expression, and we can say in writing what we might not be able to say aloud; visible for the whole world to see! I am Jesus, and you are all my flock. Repent- the end is near!
... I'm just fucking with you. Relax- they're just t-shirts! Words can only hurt you if you let them. Life's a bitch- why not laugh about it a little? If you are offended- good! Then we have fulfilled the first part of our mission- to piss people off! And if you are not offended, hopefully we will fulfill the second part of our mission- to entertain!
