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Hmm

I Guess its true that ncie guys really do finish last.

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A Fart

A fart can be quiet,
a fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
to sound just like a song...

A fart can create
a most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
or silent, but deadly...

A fart might not smell,
while others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
or linger awhile...

A fart can occur
in a number of places,
And leave everyone
with strange looks on their faces...

From wide-open prairie,
to small elevators,

A fart will find all of us
sooner or later...

But not all farts are bad,
this is simply not true---
We mustn't forget...

Dear, sweet old farts like YOU!


=)

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You Are

Shall I compare thee to a sky light?

Thou art more Bright and unending

Always there though maybe hidden at night,

For every person always bending,

When someone is lost your there for leading.

And for every need your always Lending.

Even still when we are needing, and all is dark

you come back because thou art unending..

Your friendly touch warms even the coldest of hearts

and reaches us in the most deepest parts.

Thank God for you or we would all be lost.

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Wana Hear a Joke?

Wana hear a joke?
..."People"...
Haha i thought it was funny.

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Sometimes You do stupid stuff...and regret it when its too late.
ugg New Years worst Holiday ever.

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