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Posted August 25, 2007
~ASHLEY'S RULES TO LIVE BY~
never get distracted when trying to sneak an ice cream sandwich in your pocket.
always look before you dump your tray into the trash receptacle. (it may not be a trash receptacle)
before crossing the street, never only look left and right. (looking up and down may save your life)
never trust automatic doors. (sometimes they open too late)
when picking your nose, always check to make sure no one around you has a camera.
when someone is yelling at you, smile. (you may have something in your teeth that will make them laugh)
when all else fails, go to GATORLAND. (for the band)
when in the toy section, never argue with your little brother about how to pronounce the name of an action figure. (a by-standing anime geek may threaten to beat you up)
if you discover a word with a cool sound, always look it up before you go around repeating it.
never put popcorn in your mouth and spit it at someone in front of you in the movie theater. (they may blame it on that hot guy sitting next to you)
if your dad asks you who that punk kid was that you were hanging out with the other day, tell him he's mentally handicapped and needs a friend.
never laugh too hard. (you may either make an unexpected noise you'll soon regret or shoot an unidentified object out of your nose)
when you are introducing yourself to someone, try not to trip. (you will land on them)
when going out to eat with Sasha, make sure she only orders Dr. Pepper. (she may try to order a diet piece of wet water)
