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Nick
United States
jake kiser
Memphis, TN
fantastic me
Bachmanville, PA
Super Emo Drummer Boy
United States
Hey! I am an average teen. I'm a vegetarian. And I despise people who go on about themselves forever. So thats a wrap!
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Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... He knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls" THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts. " My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget. FOURTH TESTIMONY: While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter. FIFTH TESTIMONY: Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco , I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean. The realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No. " I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me. " Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they' d ever had! LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY: This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any! We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard
Written By a Guy : And Adorable If You Ask Me
We guys dont care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.. Nothing is that important at 2 am That it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open Take Advantage of the mood im in. Let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you. Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed. you don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for who you are and not what you are. Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up. Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don't talk about how hott Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful" i'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of. On the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; ) Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change!!!!! Ditch his sorry @$$, disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat you with utter respect Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes....and say "i love you" ..and actually mean it. Give the nice guys a chance. Guys repost this if you agree. Girls repost this if you think it's cute. Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this. so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this. ADVICE: *Holdin Hands Girls :If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. *Movies Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her. *Loving each other Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it *Laying below the stars Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. Girls repost as: written by a guy. Guys post as: girls need to realize
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Well I'm ultra bored, so I decided to post a blog. I think I will use this time to totally bash the really lame types of music. There's country and there's hip hop and rap too. Well I'll start with country. Country is the upbeat version of emo music. All they sing about is their cheating spouses and how their cat died last week. It is really sad. Granted, some country is pretty good but most of it seriously sucks. As for hip-hop, it is a less dirty version of rap. You have all of these people saying "Oh yeah dude let's hit the club and do some break dancing" and then us normal people just watch and laugh our asses off when they fall. (If you are going to get hurt while dancing, make sure it is in mash pit!) As for rap, it is all about who they did last night and it's main theme is sex. Sex and gangs. Like I said for country though, some rap is decent. Like underground rap. Though not even all of that is any good. Well now that my boredom has subsided, ciao people!!!
Hi!!!
Yes well, it is a very sad part of life that the little animals are being killed off. did u know that kfc workers torture the chickens for fun before they kill them. yeah they throw them agaist doors and stuff. did you also know that slaughterhouses hang their cows and shove this wierd knife thing in the cows throat and let the blood drain out onto the floor. and the pigs are hog tied (no pun intended) and then killed in whatever way the dudes who kill them choose. it is so depressing. have you ever eaten a burger and imagined the cow it was made from? it had a face and a beating heart that will never beat again because you got hungry. Go vegetarian, stop the cruelty!!!
sk8erboi!!!
yeah nice...guitar center?
posted Feb 11
sk8erboi!!!
yeah I like the guitars but the service sucks....I
bought one b4 christmas they sent it to me and it was
used with a crack on the neck scratches on the body and
a big old nick on the headstock.....and that was
christmas...i JUST got a new one last week so ya
posted Feb 05
sk8erboi!!!
Ibenez....acoustic electric, I'll try to put a pic up
if it lets me
posted Feb 03
Awake and Alive
I'm alright. I'm going to a super bowl party today.
posted Feb 01
sk8erboi!!!
yeah in fact i just got a new one. uh well their old
school so they really don't like it just because they
didn't grow up with it...they think its noise...
posted Jan 29
sk8erboi!!!
It seriously does...haha and de parents odn't like it
but whatev....yeah guitar.....i've been playing a year
now
posted Jan 28
Awake and Alive
Hey, how r u?
posted Jan 28
sk8erboi!!!
hell yeah I live and breathe music, I play guitar,
hangout iwth friends, go to concerts the
usual......since i'm like homeschooled i can't really
get involved
posted Jan 25