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PUMPKINXCORE
Age: 20
Location: .7.1.9.
Joined On: Aug 12, 2006
Occupation: mover / landscaper / fix up yo house
Website: www.myspace.com/_ken_doll
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would you care
last week some kids went around the school i go to and asked the people there if it would affect them if i died
about 75% said that my death really wouldnt mean that much
so im starting to question the way i live
would you care if i died?
or would you go to my funeral and forget about me a week later?
the truth from all of you SHOULD be that it wouldnt affect you at all and thats something i should work on...
pumpkin and pennynipples : pumpkins birthday extravaganza
there was once a boy named pumpkin. he thought he was cool. he was wrong...
there was also a boy with very teeny tiny nipples named pennynipples. now HE was cool...
one day it was pumpkins 19th birthday and he wanted to hang out with pennynipples. pumpkin jumped into his ugly beat to crap car and drove to nowheresville to pick up pennynipples. Pennynipples jumped in the car in his incredible HOW-DID-YOU-FIT-IN-THOSE-tight jeans, a little hat and a jacket with a magic hood. while pumpkin wore 70s bell bottoms, a mafia thug hat, a little ima-rob-you bandana, and a jacket with a hood that was not magic.
They drove around for a little while and were figuring out what to do for pumpkins birthday. While they were thinking, they stopped at j-mart and bought an airsoft handgun. They still didnt know what to do, so to get the create juices flowing, they stopped at a red light and ran around the car in what they like to call a chinese-firedrill but it didnt help much. So at the next red light they ran around someone elses car. And that DID help. They thought to go pick up their friend, le mouse. After driving up to the mountains and getting le mouse they got back on the road. Le mouse sat in the back of the car in her little skirt and tank top combo and the purse of a billion wonders. They asked le mouse what they should do and she said that they should go pick up whatserface. So they drove to the ghetto and picked up whatserface. Pennynipples got out of the car to get her at the door and he got jumped by seven ghettoites and prison-shanked with a stick. He didnt have any money on him so they left him alone and he wasnt really hurt in anyway so he looked around, shrugged his shoulders, and walked to the door. Whatserface jumped out of the window right onto pennynipples back and laughed before getting in the car. While pennynipples was lying there crippled they drove off and started down the blocked. As pumpkin glanced in the rear view mirror he saw pennynipples running full speed down the street towards the car. they kept at the speed limit but tried to get away but pennynipples got closer and closer. Turning a sharp right they heard a large THUMP on the roof and thought a rock hit the car. They stopped abruptly and pennynipples flew off the top of the car and fell on the street in front of the car, right in the middle of the four way intersection. He stood up and brushed himself off. He stood in the middle of the street and started to tell them how dumb that was, when a red corvette started speeding around the corner and was heading right for pennynipples. He jumped out of the street right into a bush. The corvette sped by but out of the bush scattered ten crack heads. Penny nipples crawled out and opened the door of the car and hoped in. he looked at pumpkin like he hated him and then they drove off.
Later they laughed about that while getting on i-25.
Now the whole gang was in the car and still didnt know what to do. Then pumpkin saw a movie theater and skidded into a u-turn at the next intersection and drove back to the movie theater. When they got there they all piled out and got in line. The line wasnt very long, but in the one next to theirs there was a group of crazy people. One of the crazy people came over to us and looked at le mouse, pumpkin, and pennynipples and started talking about how he liked the way they looked. He pulled up pumpkins ima-rob-you bandana over his mouth and said everyone watch out! This guy gonna rob you! then he grabbed le mouse and put his head on her shoulder and did a growly face. Pumpkin thought this was funny and took a picture. Le mouse didnt think it was funny. Eventually the crazy man went away. they bought popcorn, two large drinks, and junior mints. While they were walking away to go to the movie, all the sudden out of NOWHERE the crazy black man from before jumps out from behind a big cutout advertisement, grabs the junior mints, and runs away. All pumpkin could do was stand there.
Actually, all he could do was walk back to the concession stand and buy a new box of junior mints. After that happened, randomly I might add, they got their ticket stubs ripped and went into see You, Me, and Dupree the comedy that le mouse thought was good.
The second we sat down pennynipples started talking about introducing himself to everyone in the theater. So he did. He stood up and said, hi everybody, im pennynipples, and I just wanted to say that I hope you enjoy the movie as much as I do, and sat back down. They choked on their laughs and started talking. Pennynipples and pumpkin were really loud, and in retrospect, the whole theater was looking at them like they wanted them to die. The movie hadnt started yet and wasnt going to for another twenty minutes so they were figuring out what to do. The junior mints were gone and so pennynipples jumps up suddenly, announces to the whole theater that he has to pee and runs out of the theater. Five minutes later he comes running full speed back in and dive-jumps into his seat face first. five minutes after that pumpkin decides he wants more junior mints so he walks out of the theater. He realizes that he forgot his money after he walked out of the door and walks back to get his wallet. pennynipples is sitting comfortably between the two girls when pumpkin gets there so he walks off without saying anything. He goes to the concession stand and gets some more junior mints, looks around for the crazy black man, and puts them in his jacket pocket. He notices that he doesnt have his ticket stub so while the ticket checker guy isnt looking he runs past him. He turns the corner and looks back to make sure he wasnt followed and sees no one. he dodged him. He walks back to the main hall way like nothing happened and then goes to the door to his movie. He opens the door and walks inside and then from behind the corner jumps out pennynipples with a BOO. Pumpkin got scared and jumped. Then he got mad and punched pennynipples. It was only fair.
After getting back to their seats and actually watching the movie, they left the theatre leaving a GIANT mess from throwing popcorn at everyone below them. The went outside and it was rainy and cold. what poop weather, said pumpkin.
There seemed to be a lot of crazy people out today. There was another big mob of crazy people across the street, so pumpkin and pennynipples went to join them. They were yelling random things and throwing things at eachother, it was entertaining until one of the girls in the group took off her shirt revealing her undergarments and tried to party-boy pennynipples. After pennynipples stepped back into the street, she started heading for pumpkin, at wich point was bitch-slapped by le mouse. Of course pumpkin was her property so she couldnt have that. She said, no one touches my hoe, and then walked away. Pumpkin and whatsherface followed after her. When they were walking to the car they were wondering where pennynipples was. That was quickly answered when they heard a shout out of TAKE A PICTURE OF ME! from above. He was standing like a lunatic on top of the light pole. So pumpkin whipped out his cellular phone and took a picture of the crazy little boy. Pumpkin jumped into the driver seat with le mouse in the passenger and pennynipples trying to get down from the pole. Whatsherface walked off to the corner for some reason so by the time pennynipples fell off the pole and jumped in the back they straight up left her there.
Driving down the road pumpkins stomach started to growl so they looked around for a place to eat. The only had to look for a minute and see Chipotle out the window to know exactly where to go. So they went to Red Robin. They walked in the door and got a table for four just in case whatsherface found them. They ordered their food and then pumpkin and pennynipples walked outside. They opened up pumpkins car door, turned the stereo up to max, popped in some Drop Dead and started hardcore dancing in the middle of the parking lot. Mister anorexia was in town so while he was driving by he stopped and joined us in the pit. He called up miss bulimia and she brought twenty two friends. By the time the food was done they had a car concert going on in the parking lot. So they left the food, grabbed le mouse, piled into their cars, and went to the Grace Gale show. Right after grace gale played they left and went back to Red Robin and sat at their table with the food still waiting for them. They ate up and went to pumpkins house. When they got their they set up le mouse a place to sleep in the empty room next to pumpkins and then went downstairs. They sat in the basement for a while and watched a movie. They watched Gothika and le mouse got so scared that she cut off all circulation in pumpkins hand. During the movie pennynipples fell asleep on the other couch so after the movie was over pumpkin and le mouse went to look for markers. They came back with a blue, a red, and a black. They wrote ALL over the shirtless boy. They didnt really know how he got his shirt off without them noticing but they didnt really care. They wrote all over his face, his neck and his arms, and when they got to his back they heard him say oi! Stop tickling me momma! and fell back asleep. So pumpkin and le mouse went upstair to pumpkins room and listened to music and got on the computer to check their myspaces and things and about half an hour after they heard a DANG IT!! from downstairs and looked through the door to see pennynipples standing at the bathroom mirror looking at all the crap written on him. They locked the door and laughed for a while. After about ten minutes they thought it was safe to go outside the room and so they opened the door a crack, and without the sign of pennyniples they opened it a foot more. Then all the sudden from beside the door out of the range of sight pennynipples busts through the door and tackles pumpkin. He grabs pumpkin by the hair and sits there smiling. Then from out of his pocket he takes out two Alka-Seltzer tablets and holds my mouth open and drops them in. after they are in there he forces pumpkins mouth closed and duct tapes it shut. Wrestling him into a chair he uses the same duct tape to tape his hand together behind the chair, his waste to the chair, and his legs to the chair legs. It take about fifteen second before the make-you-gag Alka-Seltzer fizz made the tape come off his mouth. But by that time pennynipples had already taken twenty pictures and posted them on his myspace. Le mouse was long gone, after she saw pennynipples tackle pumpkin she booked it for the other door and locked herself if her room. After a while she crept out and freed pumpkin. Pennynipples was no where to be found, so they got in pumpkins car which was the only car there locked up the house, except the front door and left for the closest nicest hotel. From the hotel they called pumpkins friends dad at the police station and asked him to go to pumpkins house and wake up pennynipples and throw him in the back of the cp car. He agreed laughing, and hung up the phone. Pumpkin was sastisfied so he went to bed. Le mouse slept in the other hotel room and slept well not knowing what pumpkin had done. Pumpkin woke up at six oclock, got dressed and ready, and went to go wake up le mouse. The connector door was unlocked so he walked right through and woke her up and they got in the car and drove off to church, not checking out of the hotel because they figured they might go back after church. At church a cop car pulled up while they were enjoying coffee outside, and out of the back walked out pennynipples. He was pissed. But they went to church and had fun and went back to the hotel and invited some friends over and went swimming at midnight. That night they slept by the pool
In the morning pumpkin had to go to work so he drove le mouse and penny nipples back to their houses. He went to work and had many exciting adventures, but thats another story completely.
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