PIRATESSTOLEMYTOAST

 

Age:  17

Location:  Small Crappy Town In Canada

Joined On:  May 11, 2006

Occupation:  Soon To Be Bass Player, I Hope

 
 

Artylikestoparty

where my stalkees are...

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Flogging Molly Flogging Molly

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Punk / Rock

NOFX NOFX

Pop Punk / Punk

No Robot No Robot

Rock / Progressive / Alternative

The Tossers The Tossers

Punk / Folk Rock / Rockabilly

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I Bash In Your Brains Eat Your Children Blare Ska Music Till Your Eardrums Pop Out Then Shove A Spoon Down Your Ear You Hate The Pain It Make Me Laugh Ha Ha See I Laugh There BUAHAHA Now If You're Curious Of Me My Name Is Chris It's Such An Awesome Name So I'll Give You Time To Soak It In ... ... ... The Dots Represent Me Waiting Is You Done Yet? My Grammar Is Perfected If You Can Tell So Well I Live In A Small Town I Play Bass Ooooo How I Play Bass You Would All Be Amazed At My Abilities So Well It's Cool How You Stalkers Read About Me And Stuff And It's Funny How You Havn't Stoped Yet So Now I Will Talk About Feelings Wait No Feelings Are For The Female Units Not For Me I Hate Sobby People Unless You're A Girl You Can't Be Sobby Yes That May Seem Sexiest But I Don't Give A Damn So Yes If You Like Invader Zim You Might Like Me I Base My Life On Cool Stuff Like Lemon Pies Man Pies Are Good I'm Sorta Smart If That Helps You Learn Me I Got To Some National Nerd Competition Out In British Colombia Like Last Year It Was Fun So Yeah... That's Pretty Much It BUT Maybe Theres A Secret Surprise For You Somewhere POOP

 
 
December 24

You're Crazy

Whoo It's Christmas Eve
Except This Is A Year From Now
I Wonder What I'm Going To Get
I Bet Santa's Gonna Eat Your Head
He Tends To Do Things Like That
VERY EVIL THINGS
Once I Saw A Man Walk
I Was Like WEEEEJOOOO???!!!???
Then He Exploded Because I Planted Bombs In His Face
He Never Saw It Comming
Or Maybe He Did
But I Got $ 1 000 000 Because That Man Was Evil
Just Like The Easter Bunny
Are You Evil
Does You Like My Ranting
Or Is This Even Ranting
Probably Just Mindless Blabber
You Know The Kind That Makes Your Hair All Puffy

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July 4

Pirates Vs Ninjas

Hmm... for any loser reading this I'm just typing random stuff that's comming to my head.

If I had a phyciatrist I bet they'd tell me to kill someone just for kicks.
Thankfully I don't, I'm not even half as crazy as people who get conseling.
I could talk about Pirates and or Ninjas, but that would get borring because I'd try to defend each side and then the debate would be ruined.

Instead I will ramble about toast. Toast is made in a toaster, as we are all made in the toaster of life. Buahaha I'm just bored as hell right behind this keyboard. And if you havn't noticed I dated this one year from now, just to further mess with your heads.

Well
There was once a Pirate on a ship
A very small ship
In a very big ocean
Him and his crew of might sea goers searched the ocean for something to do
But they found nothing
And one day they sailed close to an invisible island
Where lived the ninjas
The ninjas then killed him and ate his crew, well they would have but that would have given them cooties
Everyone knows Pirates have cooties
For some reason I'm capitalizing Pirates, but they weren't that special
And so the ninjas danced
And all the tofu in the world expired exterminating all vegitarions (or however you spell it)

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September 17

Dropkick Murphys

Concert kicked ass
end of story

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Slayerizdrib1986

Thanks for the comment. You obviosly have great taste -
I see you like Streetlight Manifesto! If you like them
you should check out the Send Out Scuds...they are cool
kids! Peace

Artylikestoparty

Oi oi oi! Thanks for the comment. I am proud to be on
the top 100!! I don\'t know enough people to have a top
100 but you can be on my top 50! cuuuz you have a patch
on yo\' eye, cool hair, aaaaaandd you seem like a cool
kiddo! Yup.

Artylikestoparty

hahaha! SkAmanda would love to hear that. nope! That\'s
my friend! ah, we all can\'t be blessed with such
coolness.

 
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