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steph_58
Scottsdale, AZ
Shubinator
Cucamonga, CA
!Alex!
Richardson, TX
a xxhealingseasonxx
Asheville, NC
So I've buckled and decided to change my billboard. Don't worry though, the EAAPEAOAP invitation is in the blog section now, not lost, just less found. I wanted to use this section to describe me but that's about as easy as me getting a girl... which in case you didn't know, is about as easy as catching a bear and then convincing it NOT to eat you after tackling it. Go ahead and try it. Thus, I am not going to attempt explaining myself, seeing as this page belongs to me about as much as it belongs to the hacker that just happens to log in here using my password *********, or at least that's how it looks when they type it in. Instead, I am going to fill this space with random quotes and thoughts that have everything to do with anything. But mainly me... even though I said I wouldn't make this about me... don't judge. Hypocrite.
"My life is an emotional roller coaster in which you only see the highs, my friend." -me to my sister on my general lack of concern for... everything
"You're not emo. WE are American." -my mom to my sister on her certain attraction to an "emo"
"Society tells me that I have defined manhood all wrong but you ask any honest man and he will agree, you ask any honest woman and she too will see... I AM A MANLY MAN." -Bradley Hathaway, on being a man through other means than masculinity which I say "word" to.
"I'm bring sexy back." -Justin Timberlake, on bringing sexy back
"You must not know 'bout me. You must not know 'bout me. I can have another you in a minute."- Beyonce
"There is nothing on my horizon except everything. Everything is on my horizon."- Dwight Schrute, The Office
"Today is where your book begins... the rest is still unwritten." -Natasha Bedingfield
"Oh, yeah, I'm fine. I think I'm just having an allergic reaction... to the universe." -Seth Cohen
"Shhhhh... you're interuppting very studious people... like me." -Seth Cohen, again (he IS my hero)
I was a billboard in the previous life
It's time to start living for what's socially unacceptable.
Tired of being a part of a world where you're the only one at church with loafers? Tired of being the only one who finds comb-overs stylish still? Sick of having secret man-crushes when they should be brought out on the table? (I have no problem admitting my secret love for Burt Reynolds, why should you?) Ready to kill those kids who, out of nowhere, break a perfectly crafted awkard silence up? Wondering what it would be like to not be frowned upon for being completely comfortable with your social awkardness? It's time to join a cause that will, through rigorous training and brunching, make you feel right at home with your secret collection of Barbie dolls and hair products. That's right, the EAAPEAOAP (Elite Alliance Awkard People/ Elite Alliance of Awkard People) wants you, Jeremiah C. Hallaghan, to be socially out of place with us. It's completely free (for the first month) ((no really though, it's completely free)) and we know you don't fit in as much as the next Spider-man underwearing kid. Call now! 1-800-WHATWASTHATNOISEOHNEVERMINDITPASSED.
***Yes, this used to be my billboard and I would not want to lead people to thinking the alliance is over so I've "repositioned" it if you will. The alliance is still very much real as well as the fact that you prolly still need to join. So before you criticize me for moving this, remove the plank from your own eye, you lazy bum! I didn't mean that. I love you.***
TheronRogers
Hey!If you like Dashboard Confessional then you might
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you think. Thanks, Theron
posted Jul 13
Rainbow ♥ Sunshine
nothing much...just work work and more work. ay!
posted Dec 02
xx colleen.
i feel like your wall misses my presence, so hi:]
posted Oct 28
Rainbow ♥ Sunshine
OH MAN! Been forever since we talked. Whats been up
with you???
posted Oct 26
bob111
lol, busy busy! school sucks and i\'m hungover. you?
posted Oct 21
bob111
what up bud??
posted Oct 12
Rachel
indie junkkk. lol. im great too, just chillen lol, you?
posted Oct 05
Rachel
im in a band. so how have you been?
posted Oct 01