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Captain of the retards

I am lord over the idiots king of all retards. if any one can find anyone more stupid than me to contend for my title let me know. This springbreak was suppose to be the best ever but some how I manage to screw up in Miami florida. The best place for spring break in the whole world is florida but my stupidity is my chain and cross that I have to bear. maybe I should start doing the oppossite cause if everything I do is wrong than the opposite would have to be right right?. I can't believe I paid 350 dollars for a spring break trip when it provided no food. I had to sleep on teh floor at the hotel. I had to ask my parents for spending money what a douche bag I am. They only gave me 60 dollars for food in Miami florida thats a fucking joke. I was starving like an ethiopian when I got home. I could not do anything except go to the free clubs and by the way I did not know that you had to be twenty one to get into majority of the clubs. Ding Dong fries are ready. I did not bring or put minutes on my cell phone. I got laughed at when I was at the club. I left my check card at home so I did not have any money. I was suppose to live out my dreams but in the end would in a nightmare that was worse than elm street

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