would you like a side of Revenge with that, babe?

Posted May 9, 2007

Girl (that is her name, for exposing her true identity would be politically uncorrect) leaves for a week of Vacay (vacation).

Boy (her current boyfriend, whose name shall remain anonomous) decides to kiss (is that all?) Girl's best friend, Jealous (her unidentifyable current replacement of her real name).

Girl comes back from Vacay, finds out from a Little Birdie (name has been changed) what happened, and decides to get back at Boy in a rather unconventional way.

Girl starts to date (is that all?) Boy's Best Friend (who again, shall remain nameless).

Is this a rebound relationship? Are Girl and Boy truly over? Why would Little Birdie rat Girl and Best Friend out? Why would Jealous kiss (is that all?) Boy anyways? Why would she betray Girl? Was there past resentment that brought out the worst in people? Did Girl bring this unto herself?

I assume that this is a case of the Greens.
of the Envy.
of the Revenge.
of the Bitches.