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OCTOPUS
Age: 18
Location: cardboard box, Ireland
Joined On: Jan 29, 2007
Occupation: stalking you
Website: no.
make me tea...... ill be yours forever
This Orange is punk rock
Apples are indie rock
Grapefruits are folk
Kiwis are electronic
Smashed avocados are heavy metal
and these cherries, yeah they are totally hip hop
Put these all into a smoothie, and you got yourself a scrumptious mixtape, Sir.
whirrrrrrrrr..........click BAM, lucky you it was the last bullet left.
&& they've all got blue eyes
and nice smiles,
sweet dispositions
and
perfectly mussed up hair.
Somewhere, in deep space, a finger puppet was stirring.
They call themselves names, but I cant say the same because they mean it in a different way?
Please enlighten me.
No, really, tell me why this is. Since youre so in tune with the terrible suffering of the disenfranchised under-classes and all
Shit, shouldnt you be downstairs, blockin traffic with the rest of the socioeconomic avant-garde?
Goodness sake, George.
Look out your WINDOW.
My rhetoric is unnecessary. Your listening to me is proof.
Your dedication relieves me of my relevance, and that makes me glad.
Your heart and mind have evolved beyond my insufficient powers of persuasion. You indulge me, like a rambling grandparent. I thank you for that.
And I thank you because you do not orate. Oration is impotent. You speak with hammers. And you hammer because the ballot has failed. The market has failed. The law has failed. Society is poisoned by its inequality.
It requires a purge. It requires reclamation.
things in my mind are trying to rewind...i need a new memory i need another cat
i saw a squirrel today.
it had a tail.
go squirrel go!!
today, the bunny lost all track of reality
a wretched
uninvited
guest
...
please
finish your
cupcakes
and
leave.
TheronRogers
Hey!If you like Dashboard Confessional then you might
like my stuff. Check it out
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you think. Thanks, Theron
posted 1 week ago
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so i was cleaning the basement with nathan and curtis,
and nathan starts singing twinkle twinkle little star.
except he puts a new twist on the childhood song by
adding his own creepyness to it. \"twinkle twinkle
little star...how i wonder how you taste\" i was all,
\"oh. dear. what. have. i. done.\" and then curtis
walks in, saying in a sing-song voice, all high pitched
and very horror movie like, \"hes coming....hes
commmming...HES COMMMMMIIIIINGGGGGGGg!!!\"
posted Jun 04
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i seee youuu on PV..get back to work yadi.yadi.yadi.
posted May 29
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mayonaise and strawberry jamm.
posted May 21
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no...darling.......... you will be the first to
go. YOURE gonna die.
posted May 17
mariaandthefox
We just added an artist page here. We\'d love it if
you could listen to our song & add us. We\'ll be
adding more songs soon & there are more songs on our
Myspace page:
posted May 17
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i love how there is so many awful comments, some very
nice ones...and then just WALLET MAN. so this is to you
my dear mr. Rolex....watch out for them watermellons.
they can be so vicious.
posted May 15
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i was flipping channels a couple nights ago and this is
what i saw on one channel: there was this old man,
dead (watermellon in his mouth? his cause of death?) in
a garden with lots of tall tall plants. then this
child (boy or girl, i am unsure) sees Grandpa lying on
the ground, you would assume that the child would be
terrified as he/she shakes Grandpa;s shoulders trying
to awaken him. But no. The child starts to giggle an
evil, demonic laugh as he/she whispers in a Smeegle
(LOTR) like voice \"Rolex....Rolex\" and takes off
his/hers grandfathers expensive silver wristwatch. The
child also goes into his/hers grandfathers pocket and
takes the name-brand wallet. He/She runs away crouched
down and hands in a claw-shaped-form. The Grandpa is
left there watch-less and wallet-less with half a
watermellon in his mouth, Dead.
posted May 13