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The "unconventional" blender

One day there was a blender who always went against the grain (hah). When the other blenders were chopping, he was sauteeing. When they mixed, he chopped. He did everything he could to do the opposite of all elses' actions. He put on lots of eyeliner and had horrible haircuts, thinking he was the coolest thing since sliced bread. No one else had any of that stuff. The other blenders were starting to get pissed off so they all tried to show him how hideous and pitiful he looked. THey all dressed up like him and the blender realised that he was no longer "original." so he packed his bags, getting ready to leave to a different kitchen, when he tripped over his cord and crashed to the ground, shattering into a million tiny shards of glass.

and thus ends Lesson #1. Don't be dumb and trip over your own cords.

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