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me...

Most of you will never know the real me; not even my best friends. You'll constantly learn new things about me. Trust me. And no, I DON'T lie. I just withold the truth. If you already know all this, I applaud you, but I doubt any of you will know it all. I am incredibly jealous of the most random things. I am such a jealous person, it annoys the hell out of me. I lose respect in people so easily. If you do something I don't like, I'll lose respect for you. Maybe not all, but some. I'm seriously paranoid about everything. Everyone is suspicious to me. I'm a deep thinker. If I throw a gum wrapper on the floor, I will stand there looking at it, wondering what the consequences might be. I have a few weird phobias.When I walk in places i always have to be near a wall. I get excited over the littlest things. If the phone rings, I get slap happy and run for it, hoping it's for me. If someone signs on, my heart starts pounding, hoping it's someone who'll enjoy talking to me. I ADORE people who blush. I think it's the cutest thing in the world. I respect people who don't. Sometimes, I envy them. I hate blushing. I have memory problems. I'm sarcastic like it's my job, so sometimes it's hard to take me seriously. I get distracted easily. I lose my train of thought often. I'm awfully childish, because everything seems to find a way into my mouth. Sounds perverted, but it's true. If you give me an index card or something, seconds later, it'll be in a million pieces in my mouth. I chew on anything I can get my hands on. Sometimes, I even chew on my hands. I'm merciful. I don't kill ants for the sheer joy of it, and I only kill bugs when they bite/sting/otherwise hurt me. I'm sure nobody read through this entire thing, but to those who did, thanks. If you knew all this already, you're my hero.

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