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A man wh0 want3d 2 be a tr33
One day, which I'll call now, there was a man (or was she a woman?) who thought he'd much rather be a tree than a he. So he stood in the forest for quite a long while, with his arms outstretched, wearing a big hearty smile. Many days passed but he would not move, for he had definitely decided a tree he would be. The ants knew better but nonetheless climbed up him, for in his pocket was an old blueberry muffin. The birds knew better but nonetheless cared, for his head was a nice stable place to build a new home without any haste. A bear came along and had a good laugh, for there was a man covered in moss. "Dear man," said the bear with a chuckle, "why stand in the rain and the hot sun when you can have a nice home and a swimming pool for fun?" "Hear me," whispered the man who looked like a tree. "When I lived in the city of noise and haste, I woke in the morning shaken and scared. If I was late for work and lost my job, I'd have no money to feed my pet frog. How could I pay the milkman, the baker, the neighborhood undertaker? Old I was growing though only twenty, so I ran to the forest where I now have plenty. "Now I wait right here until I find ecstasy or ecstasy finds me. In either case, I am free. My cells feel the genius of a bumbling bee. Fears of falling dissolve as I root deeply in the mystery of alchemy. So I dance without moving. I have without possessing. I do without the doer. What I left behind was not me. Who I am is who I've always been. The world moves, I am stillness. What is not already within cannot appear. Like a squirrel, heaven rushes up the trunk of this happy tree. The nest on my crown has taught me that we are born to fly free. This maybe boring but it's worth reading=]
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Get that Duck :
A Yankee lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly gentleman asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going into retrieve it." The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything! The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here in North Carolina. We settle small disagreements like this with the NC Three-Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What is the NC three-Kick Rule?" The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up." The Yankee attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old southerner. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the Yankee lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up. The Yankee lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old redneck southerner, now it's my turn." The old North Carolina farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck.
sum things u should know=]
I like people who can be sarcastic. I never assume someone's not being honest with me. I like to read up on weird medical problems, so if one of my friends ever complains of a headache or stomach ache,I'm probably going to spout off 12 different things that could be wrong with them. I need everything to be organized. All the time. I'm a thinker and an over-analyzer. I'm not jaded. I'm honest.I'm responsible.I'm myself.I know what I am-and what'll be. almost forgotmy name is Luna.
JAE // AHNH
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posted 1 week ago
justcauseshedances_x
Im doing good hun, and you?
posted Dec 17
b
hey, check out my music, hope you like it
posted Sep 18
amber is forever scene
thanx i totally agree also lol and i am so tired
posted Aug 02
Gabo Craig ( www.myspace.com/dialgc )
jajajajaja si se pero me gustan los discos antiguos xD
posted Jul 30
Gabo Craig ( www.myspace.com/dialgc )
jajajajaja si se pero me gustan los discos antiguos xD
posted Jul 30
TheronRogers
Hey!If you like Goot then you might like my stuff.
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me know what you think. Thanks, Theron
posted Jul 05
blondeeson
your opinion tottaly counts its awesome to hear from u.
and if your around us it would be SWEET if you could
make a show. we have a couple coming up in illionis,
then in wisconsin...and id love to meet with you so say
hi if you do show up! i can only speak for myself
(this is erica) and im inspired by the lives of others
and the effect those have on mine. some mornings i
will wake up and be freaking amazed im alive and so
thankful to God, other mornings i wish i didnt wake up,
and that sort of push and pull of everthing is really
inspiring in itself. just the struggle that each
individual goes through on their own. why people wake
up in the morning? and how they can go to sleep when
there is so much going on in the world. sorry this is
so random, but basically if you dont look for
inspiration, it will come in the little things. the
little stories your friends will wisper to you at
school about a girl you never thought had anyproblems,
or a guy who is hurting so badly he is washing his life
away. dont look for it. let it come to you peace, talk
anytime E
posted Jun 01