Age: 21
Location: United States
Joined On: Dec 29, 2008
**** hey so i love talkin to people texting so if you wanna go ahead and text me. number = 301-755-3908 dooo ittt******
what up my names ryan.
from: waldorf ,MD land of the pimps and playas
right now im livin in: indiana! SUCKS!
i LOVE: music
all kinds of music like hardcore, powerpop, metal, techno, rap, 70's, counrty, folk, classical, bluegrass, bluegrassrapskatechnodeathmetal. all of it.
comment everything ever. i like talkin to people.
im startin a band called my tragic history so look out for that. should be pretty pimp. workin on recordin some stuff.
A FEW EXTREMELY RANDOM AND STUPID FACTS ABOUT ME:
-Ive been on the radio twice. Both on rap stations
-ive petted a bear
-i drive a SATURN
-when i was 17 i accidently swallowed a guitar pic
-i got a high five from Taylor Swift (yes!)
-once i rode my bike 140 miles in two days
-ive played baseball and piano since i was 4 years old
-my friends and i blew up a box of 1000 bouncy balls in his garage
-my first kiss was in kindergarden (does that even count?)
-ive gotten 2 guns pulled on me
-my first CD was SR-71
-i never saw a cow up close till a year ago
-i flipped off Ryan Cabrerra
-i taken a piss in the White House
-i played a homless man in checkers on the street when i was 16
-i dont mind eating the heel from the loaf of bread (i like that part)
CHECK IT
soo some favorite bands and this is just a few cause i dont feel like typin too much:
SUBLIME
bring me the horizon
devil wears prada
jimmy eat world
blink-182
third eye blind
bless the fall
nevershoutnever
smashing pumpkins
ATTACK ATTACK!
dot dot curve:)
senses fail
chiodos
death cab for cuite
atreyu
scary kids scaring kids
depeche mode.
breathe carolina
led zeppelin
taylor swift (dont hate)
little big town
three six mafia
the bled
motion city soundtrack
nirvana
chevelle
i speak in calculus
>>>also i gosts this sweet band called My Tragic History but it is on hiatus (sp?) till august. so check it out then
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also this pretty cool check them out:
look at my shoes WHYS IT SO BIG
so heres another song i wrote. tell me what you think
and there you stand with him in hand
i always said you looked good in white
but i never dreamnt i wouldnt be the man
that stood with you hand in hand tonight
and a murmer sweeps across the pews
as you and him trade your i do's
but eyes straight ahead no questions asked
as to why our love could never last
photographs and camra flash
pose with him you still look alone
i used to kiss your cheek, you'd laugh
when we'd take pictures of our own
drive away cans drag behind you
like the uncertianty of the life you choose
but eyes straight ahead no questions asked
as to why our love could never last
i always said you looked good in white
why couldnt i have put up a stronger fight
why couldnt i have put up a stronger fight
you should comment on my songs. even if you think the suck. you can tell me how to make the better :)
you're the only one, of all the girls that i have met
that caught my eye, so quick and drew me in the way you did
your dark green eyes, and light brown hair scream out you're so perfect
and now your number on my phone, makes my heat skip a beat
so ill take your hand
its our only chance
to make our future excitin like the past
and as i sing
we'll grasp desperatly
its out last chance these fleeting hearts to catch
so for yours and my sake i will do my best
you tell me all about yourself, no need to try so hard
just to look into your eyes, already grasps my heart
oh, it takes a lonley girl, to lie about the friends shes got
why dont you tell me who you are, instead of tell me who your not
the only thing your missing
is the thought of reminiscing
about the moments that we never had
so ill take your hand
its our only chance
to make our future excitin like the past
and as i sing
we'll grasp desperatly
its out last chance these fleeting hearts to catch
so for yours and my sake i will do my best
***oh and dont steal any of my stuff! or my pet velociraptor will bite your face off and steal all your money. ... and by velociraptor i mean lawyer***
and your trembling lips
scream a soft surrender
and it floats across the summer air
makes its way to my ears
and i cant seem, to comprehend or understand
whats implied and what is meant
by this desperate plea of abandonment
your answer now is heaven sent
and i said
sit tight, in the mornin it will be over
well just take the long way home
then forget about eachother
and well stay here, stuck right in this moment
i love you and ill show it
just give me a chance to do it
and i kiss you, and remember why its worth it
onsecond with your lips makes me realize that this is perfect
so i brush away, these apathetic embers
the crash and burn relationships of my past they make me shiver
this time i know everything is different
your cryin eyes can not disguise
your love i know you meant it
its tough now but well make it
and i said
sit tight, in the mornin it will be over
well just take the long way home
then forget about eachother
and well stay here, stuck right in this moment
i love you and ill show it
just give me a chance to do it
your eyes are beautiful, beautiful when they cry
your eyes are beautiful
your eyes are beautiful, beautiful tonight
your eyes are beautiful
and closed lipped you kiss me goodbye
closed lipped i whisper goodnight
and you are gone, from here
so walk away
you bring me to my knees
tears all in vain
ive lost you again, ive lost you again
on the phone i stumble through an inneffective plea
attempts for you and me
on the phone i stumble through one last apology
attempts for you and me
but its already too late
ive done things i cant change
just shouuldntof hurt you, before
so walk away
you bring me to my knees
tears all in vain
ive lost you again
so walk away
theres nothing i can say
ive lost it for today
ive lost you again, ive lost you once again
k so i was bored drivin down to indy so i wrote a story using 111 band names in the story. pretty dumb aye. but i was bored.
The story of Our Last Night.
This will for sure be the Story of the Year. A Day to Remember defiantly. So I had just One Morning Left to find a Job For A Cowboy at the Postal Service. I don’t understand why he wanted to work there cause it’s the Furthest Drive Home for him, but he wanted to work there so whatever. I was trying to get him it by Thursday but I had a Funeral For A Friend that I had to attend. So I was walking to that and randomly some girl gave me a High Five Drive By and yelled, “Die Radio Die!” Weird. But it was okay cause she was Drop Dead Gorgeous. So I kept walking and I pass The Cars at the dealership and I was like, “It’s hot. It must be like 98 Degrees.” So I look over and see they were all In Flames! I yelled, “Hell Yeah!, Alexisonfire!” (haha get it a Lexus on fire hah im dumb). But it was cool. Then I called The Police. I dialed 3oh!3-1997. “Calling All Cars”, the cops said then they showed up with Shiny Toy GunsShiny. So I ran. “Come Back Kid!” one of them yelled. I came back and I was histerical so he told me “Silent Civillian!” then he asked where the fire was. I said, “Past the school, behind the Metro Station and Between the Trees.” They asked me to tell them where the school was. I shouted, “NEVER!” “Nevershoutnever to me!” the cop said. So I was like okay and I said, “uhh The Academy Is … over there.” And I pointed Three Doors Down. Then I kept walkin and met my friend Norma Jean. She was eating Cake and on her way back from The Audition. She gave me The Secret Handshake and told me all about the Secret Lives! Of the Freemasons. Then asked if I wanted to go watch The Devil Wears Prada over at Lydia’s house. So we walked to Evergreen Terrace were she lived and passed some hobos that were As Tall As Lions. They were all wearing Plain White T’s and holding signs that said “Will go Bowling For Soup.” So we gave them 2 Cents. Turns out they used to be Millionaires and Celebritys but lost it all. I recognized one of them as one of the wrestlers form The Legion Of Doom and said, “I know him! He Is Ledged!” and another guy was last yeard MLB Rookie Of The Year. They told us about their Simple Plan to get their money back. They were Waiting For Autum to assemble a Band Of Thieves. These Thievesandvillians were gonna make the Black President Surrender The Dance Floor or else they would make a Panic! At The Disco and there would be Blood On The Dance Floor.
I told them, “You are a bunch of All-American Rejects. You should Set Your Goals a little higher.” Then one of them grabbed me and said, “You’re just a bunch of New Kids On The Block. We The Kings, The Kings of Leon park (that’s the hobo park they lived in) will not take this! If you or your Offspring Say Anything Against Me!, once I’m done Flogging Molly and watching the Mayday Parade , I’m gonnna beat you not once, not twice, but Thrice. Then I’ll make you eat Red Hot Chili Peppers and then put Poison in The Well, and throw you in a Puddle of Mud then gut you like a Reel Big Fish! COBRA STARSHIP!” He was a little crazy. Then I yelled “you’re nothing but a bunch of Violet Femmes!” and I told Norma to blow him a Kiss to distract him. Then I kicked him in Deez Nutz. I know it was a Cheap Trick but I will Strike Anywhere if it Saves the Day. All of a sudden the CIA came in to bust them. “Ready Aim Fire!” they said. Then one said “Wait! There are Kids In The Way!” so instead they released an elephant to stomp the hobos. “Attack Attack!” they yelled but the elephant went crazy. “Cage the Elephant!” one yelled. Then they sent in a bunch of Blackhawk helicopters and blew everything up. “Im hit! Get me The Medic Droid.” I said. The medic robot said, “just be calm and Breathe Carolina.” I was like “WTF my names not Carolina.” Then he said it was Too Days Too Late. Now As I Lay Dying I watch as the Sky Eats Airplane. I watch Explosions In The Sky and hear The Sound of Animals Fighting. My life, It Dies Today. I wasn’t a bad kid. Its not like I Set My Friends On Fire. I did do some bad things and this was an All Time Low in my life but With Blood Comes Cleansing. From First To Last I was sure that this was all just a bad joke. Like a bunch of Scary Kids Scaring Kids just for fun. But I was wrong. As all of my Senses Fail I think about Barenaked Ladies. I mean uhhh…. I think about why Boyslikegirls and about mewithoutyou and how sad I’ll be. Its all so Sublime as I enter into this Nirvana. This was my Darkest Hour and In Passing I just want to say “Goodbye Elliot” just dome kid in my gym class. He was one of the true Gym Class Heros. I fall asleep to a Static Lulliby and now I’m a Dead Poetic kid. My Collective Soul has found New Found Glory in heaven. So Bring Me The Horizon! I’ll always be Forever the Sickest Kids.
“Marylin Is Dead!” yelled the robot medic. Stupid robot my names not Marylin either.
amanda
Ahaha well then I guess that means you have good taste
in music :D
posted 12 hours ago
♫tearknee!!!♫
good and you???
posted 1 week ago
♫tearknee!!!♫
good and you???
posted 1 week ago
Michael Jeffers (New Live to …
thank you :)
posted 2 weeks ago
Michael Jeffers (New Live to …
thanks dude...and yea keep an eye out for us, and
spread the word if you don't mind :)...hey you know
marylin is dead? are you from nj?
posted 2 weeks ago
misunderstood1-0-1
sorry it took so long to comment back...thank you so
much and you listen to amazing music too:D
posted 2 weeks ago
misunderstood1-0-1
hey
posted 3 weeks ago
Al Ah Sin
hi matty im your favorite. the end i love you
homo :)
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