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MAN_OF_MANY_TASTES421
Age: 16
Location: Orlando
Joined On: Jan 21, 2007
Occupation: Student
yeah, so wats up? its me. And i contain 10% fruit juice!!! im wierd. im going to post random comedy things here. Cause thats just me.
~Most of the country has experienced severe weather theis winter. Some people have learned new things, like at 50 degrees below, spit freezes before it hits the ground. Below 65 degrees, Jehova's witness' stick to your screen door.
~Why are paper cuts called paper cuts? What makes them so special? I mean, we dont run into poles and say, "Ouch. A pole bruise." And no matter what, when ever you tell someone you got a paper cut, the responce is always the same. "Oh. those hurt."
~One time, my friend was like, "oh my gosh! I just went to that Chinese place on 34th street, and they have the most awsomest fortune cookies!" I was feeling down, so i was like, ok what ever, i'll go get a fortune cookie. This is what it said: "Life will spit in your face you dumb freshman."
~ Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full, but all I want to know is who the heck has been drinking my coke!!!
~This just in, they have stopped using lab rats and replaced them with lawyers for two reasons. One, the scientists dont get attached to the lawyers and there are some things to cruel to do to rats.
~........And so the bus driver says to the string, are you a pice of string? An the strigs says,"No, I'm a fraid knot!!"
~Im tired of my parents asking how school was. Its like asking how a drive by shooting was. You don't care, you're just glad your out alive!!
~Art is to Etch-a-sketch as music is to art.
~It's ironic that cupid shoots you, hu?
~There will always be prayer in school, at least as long as there is testing in school.
~A man was drowning in the ocean and decided to let God save him. So, a boat comes by and someone says, "Do you need help?" and the man says, "No, I'm going to let God save me." A while later, another boat comes by and the same thing happens. Latter on, the man drowns. When he goes to heaven he says, "God, why didn't you save me." And God says, "What are you talking about? I sent you two boats, you dummy!!!"
~If your body is a temple to God, then im a mega chruch!
~My favorite bumper sticker- "In case of rapture, my car will swerve as my mother-in-law takes the wheel"
~"My wife's credit card was stolen yesterday, but im okay with it. They're probably spend less money than she does."
---yeah, i'll update it when i get new matterial.
Hey There Delilah
I love this song! Sometimes i can think of people i would sing this to.
Hey there Delilah
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Times Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true
Hey there Delilah
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it's my disguise
I'm by your side
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me
What you do to me
Hey there Delilah
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar
We'll have it good
We'll have the life we knew we would
My word is good
Hey there Delilah
I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would take your breath away
I'd write it all
Even more in love with me you'd fall
We'd have it all
[Hey There Delilah lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
Delilah I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame
Hey there Delilah
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with school
And I'll be making history like I do
You know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Delilah here's to you
This ones for you
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me
What you do to me.
Oh oh
OOOoohhhh
Oh oh
Ooooooohhhhh
Oh Oh
OOOoohhhh
OOOOooohhhhh
Hair
She asks me why
I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night
Hair that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low
Don't ask me why
Don't know
It's not for lack of break
Like the Grateful Dead
Darling
Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair
Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas
A hive for bees
A nest for birds
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my...
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair
I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!
Oh say can you see
My eyes if you can
Then my hair's too short
Down to here
Down to there
Down to where
It stops by itself
They'll be ga ga at the go go
When they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond
Brilliantined
Biblical hair
My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my mother love me?
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair
Brace-less
Yea, waz up? long-time-no-blog, by my standards anyway. Well, i got my braces off on tues. It was awsome. It took only like 5min.s for them to take them off, but i was there for like 1:30 hours. they took so many pictures and had to make molds for my retainers. I only have to wear them at night, they're the ones that are clear and go alll around the teeth. Im going to put a new joke up on my billboard....havent done that in a long time... ok, so ill talk to you alll l8tr (you know you like that, Leah)
BON-CHIC-I-WOW-WOW
NOT a poser
Yeah, so today i got some Vans shoes. You know, the slip on ones, most of them are checkered. They're really cool, they have dark brown, light-er brown and tan on 'em. they're so cool. well, I know most of you guys have shoes like that, so i made sure i got colors that i havnt seen people wearing. Anyway, brown is my color. It's so cool, cause one row of checkers is the dark and light browns, then the next row is the tan and the light-er brown. Yeah, so i just wanted you to know that im not a poser, and that i wanted shoes like that before you did. : ) oh yeah, and im listening to Snap Yo Fingers by Lil Jon.
Peace n' Love n' (Fill in the Blank)
Faking my own suicide
So, I've made up my mind
I will pretend to leave this world behind
And in the end, you'll know I've lied
To get your attention
I'm faking my own suicided
I'm faking my own suicide
Because I know you love me
You just haven't realized
I'm faking my own suicide
They'll hold a double funeral
Because a part of you will die
Along with me
It's kind of sweet
I wish you thought that I was dead
So rather than me you'd be depressed instead
And before arriving at my grave
You'd come to the conclusion
You'd loved me all your days
But it's too late
Too late for you to say
Because I'm faking my own suicide
Because I know you love me
You just haven't realized
Oh, I'm faking my own suicide
They'll hold a double funeral
Because a part of you will die
Along with me
I'll write you a letter that you'll keep
Reminding you your love for me is more than six feet deep
You say aloud that you would have been my wife
Right about that time is when I come back to life
And let you know
I'd let you know
That all along I was faking my own suicide
Because I know you love me
You just haven't realized
I was faking my own suicide
I'll walk in that room and see your eyes opened so wide
Opened so wide
Because you know
Because you know you will never leave my side
Until the day that I die for the first time
And we'll laugh, yeah we'll laugh
And we will cry
So overjoyed at our love that's so alive
Our love is so alive
caiti kayXD
hahah its venom!!! luv the pic:) its a little scary
though
posted Jul 29
88keys_10fingers_NoProblem
Matt-- sup with your life? I think I saw you from a far
in church...it may have been you...or it could have
been some other weird little blonde freshmen. jk, bro.
oh so you\'re a sophomore now! My b! anyway props. idk
why. for life i guess. k bye
posted Jun 27
loveisphain
matt u should look at my profile well bye love u
posted Jun 12
88keys_10fingers_NoProblem
hey matt, you told your mom I paid them back,
right????? I aint no moocher! tell them~!
posted May 21
88keys_10fingers_NoProblem
psshhhhh, just do what you want! anyone could be
called a poser for anything! you decide to try skating,
they call you a poser, you decided to go horse back
riding, you\'re a poser, you want to learn how to cook,
you\'re a poser. just live your life man, that\'s what
i\'m going to tell luke. have a nice day
posted Mar 16
88keys_10fingers_NoProblem
vans. the blub is growing in number every day.
posted Mar 16
Dreamchaser715
How\'s my best friend of the month? hey so check out a
new song! On my dreamchaser pv!
posted Mar 12
88keys_10fingers_NoProblem
oh well, no big deal there wll be other
times... church-tomrrow-be there.
posted Mar 10