some blonde jokes!!!!!!
Posted April 10, 2007
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubdetly blonde) picked up the phone, Listened and then said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here" and hung up.
The husband said "Who was that?"
Wife said "I don't know - some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."
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Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and sys "Hum, this person loks familiar."
The second blonde says "Here, let me see!!!"
First blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
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A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is real mad. She opens her purse to take out the gun and as she does so she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells. "No, Honey don't do it!" The blonde replies "Shut up, you're next!"
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A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says "OK, what is the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies "Oh, that's easy - W."
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What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?"
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Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in government class. The professor asked Bambi is she knew what Roe vs Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question and then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware.
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Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K9 policeman patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran to the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home and find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a blind policeman!"
