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To A Beautiful Person

> To A Beautiful Person
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> If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.
> If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it.
> He sends you flowers every spring.
> He sends you a sunrise every morning.
> Whenever you want to talk, He listens.
> He can live anywhere in the universe, but He chose your heart.
> Face it friend, He is crazy about you!!!!
> God didn't promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow,
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> sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort
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> for the tears, and light for the way.

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caught sleeping

Remember these five things to say if you ever get caught sleeping
>>at your desk!

>>5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
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>>4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the
>> time management course you sent me to."
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>>3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably
>> got here just in time."
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>>2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when
>> you put your ear down real close?"
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>>AND THE NUMBER ONE BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
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>>1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen
>

ITS SOOOO GREAT!!!!

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some blonde jokes!!!!!!

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubdetly blonde) picked up the phone, Listened and then said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here" and hung up.

The husband said "Who was that?"

Wife said "I don't know - some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."


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Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and sys "Hum, this person loks familiar."
The second blonde says "Here, let me see!!!"

First blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

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A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is real mad. She opens her purse to take out the gun and as she does so she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells. "No, Honey don't do it!" The blonde replies "Shut up, you're next!"

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A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says "OK, what is the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies "Oh, that's easy - W."

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What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?"

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Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in government class. The professor asked Bambi is she knew what Roe vs Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question and then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware.

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Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K9 policeman patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran to the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home and find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a blind policeman!"

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Oh soo sad...

My name is Sarah I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong, I can't speak at all, Or else I'm locked up, All day long. When I'm awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get One whippin tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Chariles bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself
Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm startin to cry He finds me weepin Calls me ugly words, He says it's my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I'm sorry!", I scream But it's now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Sarah I am three, tonight my daddy Murdered me

And you can help Sickens me to the soul, And if you read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgivness Cause you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem

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To ask the Lord in your Heart. just say this Pray.

God, I realize I need a Savior. I confess that I have sinned and I know that my sin will keep me out of heaven. I realize there is not one single thing I can do to earn my way into Your heaven. Right now I am placing all, 100 percent of my trust, in Christs death on the cross and resurrection from the dead as payment for my sin. I now accept you as my Lord and Savior, and I commit my life to you. Thank you for forgiving me and filling me with your Holy Spirit."

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