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>20 Ways To Keep A Healthy Level of Insanity
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>1. At lunchtime sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
>hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
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>2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
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>3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries
>with that.
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>4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
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>5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
>over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
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>6. In the memo field of all your checks write "for smuggling diamonds".
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>7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
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>8. Don't use any punctuation.
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>9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
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>10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat . . . with a serious
>face.
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>11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
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>12. Sing along at the opera.
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>13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds

>all day at work.
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>14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
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>15. Five days in advance tell your friends you can't attend their party

>because you're not in the mood.
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>16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Bottom.
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>17. When the money comes out the ATM scream "I won! I won!"


> >18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling

>"Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
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>19. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy, we are going to

>have to let one of you go."
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>20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity - email this
>to someone to make them smile. It's called therapy.
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