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6/6/06

Posted June 7 | Leave a Comment

What the fuck is up with 6/6/06? It's fucking stupid. ok, so the world didn't end, but plenty of people shit their pants just thinking about it. although the good part about armageddon coming is you get invited to some kick-ass parties. serouslly. for some reason we just think "oh my god, we're gonna die! I have to go get drunk and get laid!" It's a wonderfull thing. If any of you actually listen to 'Coast to coast AM', George Norry was scared out of his friggin' mind! read more

How to annoy your teacher(heh heh heh..)

Posted January 15 | Leave a Comment

How to annoy your teacher: ---Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your teacher to move on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When you leave the room after class, start yelling at the… read more