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LOUDMOUTH
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Location: Wichita, KS
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courrtnee_xo
Toronto,Ontario
volcomstar1
Hesperia, Ca
swimmerchick212
kansas
Xo_choose_love_or_sympathy_oX
East Coast, NC
6/6/06
What the fuck is up with 6/6/06? It's fucking stupid. ok, so the world didn't end, but plenty of people shit their pants just thinking about it. although the good part about armageddon coming is you get invited to some kick-ass parties. serouslly. for some reason we just think "oh my god, we're gonna die! I have to go get drunk and get laid!" It's a wonderfull thing. If any of you actually listen to 'Coast to coast AM', George Norry was scared out of his friggin' mind!
How to annoy your teacher(heh heh heh..)
How to annoy your teacher:
---Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your teacher to move on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When you leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe you embarrassed me AGAIN...."
---Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using it. If your teacher objects, explain that you "can't stand sitting in this pigsty any longer." Keep vacuuming, grumbling angrily.
---Brush your teeth during class. While doing so, raise your hand as if you have a question, and mumble your question incoherently while brushing, spewing toothpaste all over the place. If your teacher objects to your actions, go on a tirade about proper oral hygiene.
---Carve a bust of your teacher out of cheese. Tie a ribbon around it, and present it to him/her at the beginning of class. Demand extra credit.
---Come to class every day wearing scary Halloween masks. Try to get your teacher to guess who you are. Shoot him/her with a water pistol, scream, and run around the room knocking things over. Say, "Pretty scary, huh?"
---Come to class with a jar full of angry hornets. Five minutes into class, release the hornets, scream, and run away.
---Dispute everything your teacher says, no matter how simple. Try to get him/her to "prove" everything to you. Rant and rave about what a big liar your teacher is. Yell at students who are taking notes, saying, "Stop writing down all these lies!"
---Get a monkey, and bring it to class with you. Tell your teacher that you've hired the monkey to take notes for you. Sit back and relax during class, letting the monkey scribble on a piece of paper. When it comes time to write a paper or take a test, write down things like, "I wish I had a banana" and "I miss my tire swing." Assuming you get a bad grade, angrily fire the monkey in front of your teacher.
---Get the whole class to show up a few minutes early, and throw a surprise party for your teacher. Insist that you can't start class until he/she has a piece of cake. Keep asking people when the strippers are going to arrive.
---Hide somewhere inside the classroom. Wait for your teacher to take attendance. Don't come out when he/she calls your name. Halfway through class, jump out and yell, "Just kidding! I'm here! Fooled you again!" Sit down and be quiet for the rest of class.
---If you have an early morning class, get there before anyone else, and bring a pillow, some blankets, an air mattress, and an alarm clock. Wear your pajamas. Lie down on the air mattress with the pillow and the blankets and act like you're asleep. Have the alarm set for about two minutes into class. When it goes off, preferably very loudly, hit the "snooze" button and go back to sleep. Keep doing so for the duration of the class.
---Instead of taking notes, do an abstract painting during every class. Call the paintings things like, "My Teacher Acting Like Mr. Know-It-All"
---When your teacher gives you a syllabus, take it home, correct it, give it a grade, and return it to the teacher. Demand extra credit.
---Wrap yourself in bandages and come to class in a wheelchair. Throughout class, cry a lot and moan things like, "Why me?" and "Please kill me!" Get up during class, like your going to miraculously start walking. Instead, fall down, cry out in pain, and wait for someone to help you back up. When class is over say, "I feel better now," leap up, and run home.
---Write down everything that your teacher says, word for word. Think up a melody, and turn the words into a song. Bring a guitar to class and perform the song for the class. Explain to your teacher that he/she is "very inspiring."
---Write your teacher a note that says, "I'm going to be about 15 minutes late. Go ahead and start without me." Wait outside the building until the time when class is supposed to begin. Tie the note to a rock, and throw it through the window.
DriveThisBladeThroughYourHeart
pssssh shaw i know right, likewise.
posted Dec 05
swimmerchick212
umm...yeah
posted Nov 29
swimmerchick212
i live in buhler.....its near hutch...
posted Nov 28
swimmerchick212
where do you live in kanas
posted Nov 25
nikki_ms93
hey whats up?
posted Oct 29
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posted Oct 26
T-h-E_m-A-s-C-o-T
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T-h-E_m-A-s-C-o-T
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posted Oct 23