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I AM BARELY ON ANYMORE BUT I WILL REPLY EVENTUALLY

So here I am:

I am Jacquelyn, Jacquelyn Marie. Most have the same middle name as me, but I don't care I make it mine. I was born January 27th 1993. Here I will do the math for you: I am fifteen. I kiss both boys and girls. I'm outgoing and shy all at once. I am very smart contrary to what people think. I am vegetarian, but not all strict and shit if I am at someone's house I'm not going to tell them to make me tofu, even though my friend's mom makes the best[: I was born and raised [in progress] in Southern California. My dad lives in orange county, I'm not big on the people. My mom lives in Corona which is beanerville, I'm allowed to say that because believe it or not my dad is from Mexico. I am not concieted and will not be saying things like "I'm prettier than you bitches" or "damn I'm fine" but my self esteem isn't exactly low. I am called modest by most, but I think people just say that. I cover my mouth when I laugh because I have the biggest mouth known to man, in case you don't believe me- I can fit a whole apple. a whole burrito. and my whole fist in my mouth. And no I don't fit dicks in it if thats what you're thinking; hah I'm not like that. I am known by my friend dalton as that "fuckin legit sex pot in Red Converse." I am agnostic, when you prove to me what is right and what is wrong, where reality meets faith, then I will believe. I most likely have more manners than your mother. But I am not a prude. Some may label me scene or whatever. I may look the part but my personality does not, sorry if that sucks. But I like it that way. some of my pet peeves are talking on the phone while in the car, posers, fakes, drama providers, liars,when people walk in front of you but walk reaaaally slow, fat people [sorry] and feet. My favorite color is purple. I smoke, but I am not a smoker and I drink but I am not a drinker, get my drift? I talk to everyone, strangers included. I laugh all the time, gotta burn those calories ;] I don't do much in the line of sports, but I am working on writing a book, I hear it's pretty good so far. I have fucked up the first year of highschool making mistakes, testing my boundaries, and having fun. But I'm not going to make the same mistakes twice. I am not easily influenced. I make my own descisions, I speak my mind. When I think something I say it. It might offend you, if it does then just leave hah. I'm a very nice girl, but a nice girl with a short temper, so it's not smart to piss me off. My height is much like my temper short. At the tender height of 5'2" and 99 pounds. I love meeting new people and I love making new friends; also send me whatever good music you happen to come across. Hit me up [:

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July 6

best movies ever

wristcutters [a love story]
Zia:" I don't know about you Eugene, but I got a cock. Do you have a cock Mik? " Mikal: "Yeah, I got a cock. A big fat one. "
p.s. Mikal is the hottest chick ever!!

jawbeaker
"This is high school, Detective Cruz. What is a friend anyway?"

Fast food nation. [Avril lavigne is a horrible actress, but it sends a good message a book and a movie F.Y.I]
Jack Deavers: "there's shit in the meat. "
Harry Rydell: "It is a sad fact of life, Don, but the truth is we all have to eat a little shit from time to time."

Girl Interrupted.
" I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to try to kill the thing on the inside."

Juno."
"at least you don’t have to have the evidence under your sweater… I’m a planet!"

the only truth you know is what you are told.

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July 1

what happens when I am bored

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July 1

and the boredom carries on

63 Annoying Questions

1. Song that always makes you sad?	: remembering sunday
2. Last thing you bought?	: panties
3. Last person you argued with?	: my grandpa
4. Do you put Butter before putting the jelly on?	: yup
5. One of your stuffed animals	: I have no idea...
6. Did you ever own at one time a Nysnc Cd?	: proud to say no!
7. Favorite day of the week?	: friday
8. Favorite Sundae topping?	: motchi
9. Did you take Piano lessons?	: nope
10. Most frequent song played?	: you're so gay
11. T.V. show you secretly enjoy?	: grounded for life
12. Would you rather play basketball or hockey?	: hockey
13. Date someone older or younger?	: older
14. One place you could travel right now?	: new zealand!
15. Do you use umbrellas?	: nope
16. Do you know all the words to the Canadian national anthem?	: no :[
17. Favorite Cheese?	: sharp cheddar
18. Disturbed or My Chemical Romance?	: hmm..
19. Do you prefer Blondes or Brunettes?	: brunettes
20. Best job you ever had?	: walkin the dog
21. did you go to your high school prom?	: hah I ditched the jerk.
22. perfect time to wake up?	: 9:30- 10:00
23. perfect time to go to bed?	: one
24. do you use your queen right away in chess? ..	: nah
25. Ever been in a car accident?	: yup
26. closer to mom or dad...or neither?	: mom
27. what age is this exciting life over for you?	: when I decide.
28. what decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager?	: the 80s
29. Favorite shoes you have EVER owned?	: my red converse
30. Do you have an article of clothing you have had since you were in high schoo	: um yeah
31. Were you in track and field?	: no
32. Were you ever in a school talent show?	: nahh
33. Have you ever written in a library book?	: yeah
34. Allergic to?	: pollen
35. Favorite fruit?	: kiwi
36. Have you watched sex and the city?	: nah
37. Baseball hat or toque?	: baseball hat?
38. Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap?	: shampooo
39. Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste?	: wett
40. Pen or pencil?	: pen
41. Have you ever gambled at a casino?	: nope
42. Have you thrown up on a plane?	: nope
43. Have you thrown up in a car?	: yeah haha
44. Have you thrown up at work?	: no
45. Do you scream on roller coasters?	: more along the lines of laughter
46. Who was your first prom date?	: this douche
47. Who was your first roommate?	: my mother
48. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk for the first time?	: tequila whiskey vodka beer
49. What was your first job?	: takin out the trash
50. What was your first car?	: not sure yet
51. When did you go to your first funeral?	: when I was 5
52. How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown?	: hmm haven't
53. Who was your first grade teacher?	: mrs. holcomb
54. Where did you go on your first airplane ride?	: michigan
55. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?	: victoria
56. Who was your first Best Friend and are you still friends with them?	: sarah in preschool and no she lives in anaheim now
57. Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent	: I haven't yet
58. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?	: theresa or amul or chelsea
59. Who	: my dad's
60. What is the first thing you do in the morning?	: hit snooze
61. What was the first concert you attended?	: fall out boy paramore panic at the disco plain white t's motion city soundtrack, a long ass time ago
62. First tattoo or piercing?	: ears
63. First celebrity crush?	: jesse mcartney I guess i should learn to spell his name

Take this survey - 63 Annoying Questions
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*What's your favorite....*
Beverage (non-alc) ?	XXX vitamin water
Birthday:	january 27
Color ?	purple
Food ?	ravioli
Item of clothing ?	jeans
Meal of the day ?	dinner
Feature on yourself ?	stomach
Quality in a guy/girl ?	eyes
Phrase ?	"fuckin legit"
Song ?	too many
Musical Artist/Band ?	too many
Sport ?	soccer
Movie ?	pretty in pink
TV Show ?	the secret life of the american teenager
Radio Station ?	98.7
Type of Chocolate ?	milk
Eye Color ?	green
*Do you/Have you ever....*
Have any pets ?	dogs cats birds hampsters
Pepsi or Coke:	coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:	neither
Have any piercings ?	yes
Have any tatoos ?	soon
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend	no
Cappuccino or Coffee:	both
Do you Smoke:	yes
Gone skinny dipping ?	sort of
Been to Europe ?	no
Been to an island ?	yes
Had stitches ?	nope
Broken any bones ?	nope
Been stabbed/shot ?	oh yeah cuz I am G like that. hell no.
Slept until after 12:00 ?	indeed
Stayed up all night ?	yess
&..39;Do you think you are Attractive:'	not really
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ?	yes
Turned down a dare ?	never
Do you like Thunderstorms:	forever
Do you play an Instrument:	no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	not that I remember
In the past month have you Smoked:	actually no I dont think so
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	again I havent really been bad this past month
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	yeah i guess
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	no a container thing the mini ones
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	no
In the past month have you been on Stage:	no
In the past month have you been Dumped:	noo
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	yes
Ever been Drunk:	yes
Ever been called a Tease:	yes
Ever been Beaten up:	never
Ever Shoplifted:	yes
How do you want to Die:	hmmm
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	a legend
*Would you ever....*
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ?	why not?
Kiss someone of the same sex ?	duh
Cheat on someone you love ?	never
Run away from home ?	yeah
Lie to your parents ?	yeah
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ?	no
Lie to your best friend ?	no
Give a homeless person money ?	nah, buy em a meal though
Run from the police ?	hell yeah
Bungee jump ?	yes
Sky dive ?	yes
Cross dress ?	sure haha
Be an exotic dancer ?	yeah good exercise
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ?	never.
Scuba dive ?	i'm not sureee
Go rock climbing ?	nah
Go spulunking (caving) ?	maybee
*What do you think of when you hear....*
Eminem ?	superman
Bologna ?	40%hoof
Hott ?	guys
Orange ?	ew
Real world ?	it's hard
Jack ?	jill
Cucumber ?	penis
Hip-Hop ?	lil wayne
Uniform ?	flip that like a flap jack
UniCORN ! ?	a cob stuck to a horses head
Rainbow ?	erin's pussy
Clown ?	ahhhh!!!
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June 25

WHUDAFXUP?

Sooo before I deleted my myspace my name was Jacquelyn Platitude. Everyone keeps asking me what it means so here ya go kids:
Platitude-
"The statements most commonly described as "platitudes" are short proverbs and aphorisms which are intended to motivate or encourage another person, but which are in reality overly-simplistic or cliché; for example, "You will succeed if you try hard enough", a statement which ignores the simple fact that it is entirely possible to fail in spite of one's best efforts. Some people dismiss such statements entirely, arguing that since the statement does not properly represent reality, any motivation or other emotion felt as a result of it must also be illusory; others argue that the omitted facts of reality are ones that are not useful to consider—knowing that you may fail for reasons beyond your control does not make it less likely—so such statements may be valuable as a rhetorical tool, even if not technically correct."
in the end...
Platitude meaning: a cliché

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