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Fly Catcher

Wow! Can't think of the last time i did one of these.
But my mind is so heavy and full with information, inspiration, and down right excitment that i just could not contain it all in one embryotic sac.
So now i give birth to my first blog on this site. (cause i can't get on Xanga)
Eeh em
But anyway who cares (literally i don't think any one i going to read this anyway)
I have friends and my first theatrical performance in two years.
Well physced about that!
But why i decied on this day of all; why choose to let loose today?
I shortest terms as my mind and fingers possilbly know how (which i very long indeed)
This should be a novella by the time i'm done.

It started with the strangest and most unpleasent way to ever arise from ones deepest night scare slumbers.
I didn't open my eyes, roll over and think to myself "Two more minutes won't hurt", as most people or even get up more slowly and have a short stretch in your covers.
I rapidly shot up out of my bed like a fish stunned to be breathing air rather than water or however they do their thing.
Why? Why would i do such a thing .
I was panicing at the thought that the sun was high in the sky, i was not out of bed yet, and my first class was at 9am.
Shit!
Was I late?
I quickly scrambled for my phone to check the time like a child would scramble for their playing marbles or rather in today's society: their Xbox controller or Psp.
Luckily it was only 7:21 but still i had much less time to get ready and on top of it slept right through my alarm.
Which i abolutely hate doing.
I don't know quite why, but it does put a cruch right on my day.
But anyway, so i rushed got ready, luckily got the first bus right on the hour of 8 to get to town for my college studies.
So i got there right on time but the really shit part of it the really real jaw clenching piss off point of it was we were sitting around for a good half hour before we did anything and we have a show in two days exactly.
The only reason for it was that main members of the cast had not yet arrived and we had to wait for them.
My first thought was : Fuck that you don't know what i went through to get here on time.
But then i relaxed because Dan and I got to catch up on our weekend adventures.
And his were much more eventful than mine.
But that was alright cause it gives me a motivation to make the week more interesting than his time without me.
But as i found out later he just wasn't in the mood at all.
Adele and i had a Ghetto Blaster blaring all the way down the street to lunch with "Party like a Rock Star" Coming out to both speakers and it just pissed him right off.
me i didn't care i was havin a party on the streets but i was perpared.
He on the other hand was right spoiled rotten and disgruntled from the hard party and poilce bashing of a saturday night.
But anyway i suggest we play one of his songs.
And he just went right off.
He stormed inside and i thought he was gonna hit something to vent all his pent up fustration and tired eyes.
But he was fine in about five minutes as most teenagers are.
But skip ahead to the ride home after the Opera song of "Jo is a Knob"
That Dan, Beth, and I made up on the spot, Only because JO the techie was yelling at people for no earthly reason.
Only to find out later that she was Bi Polar and fustrated about being in a shitty little room with no windows and one door.
I kind of made the improvised song seem alittle devious.
But i enjoyed it regardless of people's shitty feelings.
Shut Up and Join the ride.

Daniel and I headed for some replenishment before we parted ways.
So i stole us a couple Freddo Bars.
That right!
Stole!
I am not payin 15p for a the 5p it took to make the processed peice of chocolate i'm sorry i won't do it!
Thats money for me to get home!
And While we snacked on our confectionaries...
Something flew directly into my eye,
Bounced off then landed right in my tank top.
Thanks for that Karma.
Cheers!
I then spent the next three mintues trying to fish it out in the middle of a trainstation trying to fing it and fish it out.
Then after i gave up from embarssment and for the amount of strange men that had suddenly gather at my side I had Dan make a bad impression of me with my top down searching for and invisible fly.
The only reason i didn't hit him was cause if he wasn't there i'm sure someone would have asked for a number.
Perv!
Finally it fleww out of it's own free will so i didn't feel like too much of a Tit.
Ha!
Damn the Hell out of Flies!

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