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If you are all wondering why my s/n is Lazzlo, well you are shit out a luck, beacuase if I told you then in order to make things fell right I would have to kill you, but here it is anyway... prepare to die!!! :



Some things about Lazzlo that you might not have known:

1. Posers make me furious.
2. Lazzlo loves to speak in third person.
3. Lazzlo's favorite movie is "A Night At The Roxbury".
4. Lazzlo must be first no matter what the situation.
5. Nobody knows Lazzlo's true identity.
6. The only thing that makes Lazzlo cry is Wal-Mart.
7. Lazzlo likes all music.
8. My name is Lazzlo, but you can call me Lazzlo if wanted.
9. Yes, Yes, Yes Lazlo has ate at The Waffle House before.
10. Lazzlo has seen every single Star-Wars.
11. Lazzlo loves water.
12. Lazzlo does not like soda.
13. Lazzlo rides a 14352 speed mountain bike.
14. Half of the time Lazzlo is faking everthing he does.
15. Lazzlo loves the smell of ripe pears.
16. Lazzlo will not tolerate feminism.
17. Lazzlo does not weep.
18. Lazzlo only talks to people he knows..So dont IM him.
19. Lazzlo is a sucker for PB&J sandwhiches.
20. Lazzlo's page is the best besides "SMALL PENIS HERE".
21. Lazzlo Loves The Smashing Pumpkins.
22. Lazzlo Also Loves Underoath.
23. Lazzlo is the coolest person in Warrenton R-III High.
25. Lazzlo wishes to be like nobody else but Lazzlo.
26. Lazzlo broke his arm once in the sixth grade.
27. Lazzlo uses Bearshare for his file sharing.
28. Lazzlo hates when people use "<3".
29. If you ever come across Lazzlo, have a gun.
30. Lazzlo owns a real life lightsaber.
31. Lazzlo is a computer GEEK.
32. Lazzlo sometimes goes to school to learn something.
33. Lazzlo is currently making a movie.
34. Lazzlo kicks ass at Halo 2.
35. Lazzlo does beleives in Aliens
36. Lazzlo hates immagrants.
37. Lazzlo can do a backflip. WOOHOO!
38. Lazzlo loves his STL Punk Page. He holds it dear.
39. Strip poker is not for Lazzlo.
40. Lazzlo typed these 40 things.

The Story Of Lazzlo The Great!
One day in Hellview, Lazzlo was in the bathroom taking a shit, a real runny shit, you know the kind of shit you take after eating Chicken Noodle Soup. But while he was on the crapper reading the local campus newspaper, he read that the Backstreet Boys were coming to town to play a show for charity. This, Lazzlo thought would be the chance he was waiting for all his life to get his sweet revenge on Nick Carter for always stealing his patty milks in the elementary school cafeteria. So Lazzlo thought long and hard about the perfect way to execute his plan to assassinate Nick Carter. He finally thought of the perfect plan, so he called his best friend Joey Gladstone (Yes, THE Joey Gladstone) to come over and help him carry out this perfect plan. The plan was to wait for Nick Carter to ride by Lazzlos house (which was right along the way of getting to the concert) and throw a spike strip out in front of his limo, then next take Nicholas out of the limo and beat the shit out of him while Joey Gladstone made his cheesy impersonations, and when ever Lazzlo gets tired of kicking Nicks ass and Joey gets tired of making his impersonations, they would take Nick into Lazzlos basement and make him drink expired milk, but if Nick happens to regurgitate his milk Lazzlo and Joey would just catch it in a cereal bowl and force his mouth open and pour it back in, and do that until he passes out. Once Nick passes out Lazzlo and Joey would take a 6,000 pound air compressor and shove the hose up his ass and turn it on, then in a chain reaction his rectum would fill up with 6,000 pounds of unnecessary air causing his intestines to explode, and that was their plan a little gruesome but it was a plan.
The next morning Lazzlo woke up to the sound of chocolate patty milks splattering against his bedroom window. He wondered what it could be Lazzlo thought that it was simply just raining patty milks again, so he got out of bed to check on the situation. But to Lazzlos surprise Nick Carter was down on his back porch with a wheel-barrow full of cartons of patty milk throwing them one after one. Lazzlo thought that this was the end, Nick and his patty milk throwing abilities scared the shit out of Lazzlo, Lazzlo literally shit in his pants. So Lazzlo started to leak bottley waist all over the floor, but the more Lazzlo shit, the more patty milks were thrown. So after hours of shitting and throwing patty milks it all suddenly stopped, then Lazzlo heard Joey Gladstone outside yell Lazzlo you dumb ass get your ass out here, I already toll Nick the plan!!! .
Lazzlo was astound that Joey ruined the whole plan that they worked so hard to get, now Lazzlo knew he could not trust anyone at all.

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR MORE OF THE STORY.

LAZZLO's Link's:

Funky Chickens HTML Great for tips on HTML.
STL Punk Your Here Now.
The Best Page In The Universe This is a REALLY funny site.
Racing The Hourglass Really cool Christian Band.
Bearshare file sharing. FREE DOWNLOAD. Awsome downloads.
Stephen Lynch's site. Funny songs like, Half A Man.
Lazzlo The Great's Site. My Band Website.

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Video CHUCK is my Homie.
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.Since Jan. 1st.


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