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KYLEBBB
Age: 17
Location: Abbotsford Canada
Joined On: Dec 09, 2006
Occupation: Student
I guess you can call me Kyle.. I've driven a spaceship around the world, I've guitar dueled Herman Li. I lost. My dad is a model and is setting a new weight standard in the fashion world. I own every one of Don Cherry's suits. In fact, I own Don Cherry. I have, in truth, driven backwards in the fog. I fingered an active volcano, out of spite. I toured the world with the Canadian army and solved the Bermuda triangle mystery. I ate 6 of burger king's triple stackers. I decided to clean my room, but later convinced myself I was too lazy. I devised a plan to stop 911 before it happened, only to be foiled by the fact that I was too late. Silver, the Lone Ranger's horse, is in my back shed. I purchased him with counterfeit money. While on a nature hike, I destroyed a bear's self esteem. I never use repetition to enforce my position. I came up with a formula to solve homelessness in my town; unfortunately, a squatter broke into my office and used the papers as a blanket/bathroom. I sold my big toe nail on eBay for 57 cents. I coined the phrase "you are what you eat" while watching Hannibal Lecter. I started a band but quit once we went platinum. My name has been changed 4 times as part of a witness protection program. I use cliches to prove my points. I eat my spaghetti with cheese on top, but only Canadian cheese. I jumped the Mexican border, then realizing that I was homesick. I have loved, but I don't know what love is. I never use repetition to enforce my position, but I do end things abruptly to keep people guessing.
...Regarding the fact that I thought I knew you...
It's funny how life has a way of throwing you out of the driver's seat;
One quaint little mystery, and you've been replaced with someone you don't know.
You lose yourself, wondering where this new animation will lead you...
You laugh instinctively, because you know you have no control.
Nothing really is amusing, but you've heard it before: laughter can take you away.
You start to identify with things that were obsolete in your life before;
You begin to feel wise, proud, regarding your past self as foolish and juvenile.
What you don't know is that this new "quintessence," as you see it,
Has a way of leading you on a much stranger path than you've wandered down before.
So here's to you, new self. You've surprised me beyond belief.
I never knew I could be the devil in my own soul, breaking down,
Hunting, mutilating the life that once was innocent.
Innocence though, has fled you, and malice lives.
You win. I can't control you anymore...
guitargirl513
No wonder I was confused. But your prom is on a boat?
How can that possibly be boring? It sounds way cooler
than anything my school has ever done, but then again,
that's my school. An exciting day at AHS is when they
have waffle sticks for lunch.
posted Feb 21
guitargirl513
AN ORANGE TUXEDO? Woah. I can't decide whether that's
rather frightening or completely wicked awesome. But
you need to wear a tux to graduation? I've never heard
of that. So you don't get the caps-and-gowns that we
all will have to wear? Hmm. Third term gets ridiculous,
everyone is so busy... but this week I've got February
vacation, because of President's day. I assume you
don't have the week off, because, being in Canada, you
wouldn't celebrate our President's day. As for the
band, well, that KEEPS getting rescheduled and it still
hasn't happened, but it's looking like next Monday
night. At least I get extra practice time, and now I'm
even taking lead guitar on one of the [easier] songs.
And I might buy my guitar soon! I've decided against
the Buddy Guy, actually, and now I've got my eye on
this awesome emerald-green Johnson.
posted Feb 20
guitargirl513
One week and counting until I practice with the band...
I wound up learning a decent-sized piece of their set.
Thrilled!
posted Jan 29
Chauntecleer
Hey there happy nude years lol! Thanks for being a
pal%u2026 if you get a chance, check out my new songs
\"The Last Time\" and \"Look Me In The Eye When You
Lie\"
posted Jan 10
guitargirl513
You know the song? Cool. I admire the fact that you can
solo, too... I just get nervous unless it\'s
pre-written, because I\'m lame like that. Actually, no,
it\'s more than that: My guitar theory has some holes
in it. [Since I switched teachers a few years ago,
there\'s kind of a gap as far as scales and chords
go.]I don\'t get the way that my guitar teacher
explains things all the time. Sometimes he talks a lot
and we only play a little bit, and that really doesn\'t
help me too much. But apart from that: Only two days
until Christmas! Two! Just two! [Maybe less by the time
you read this.] And if I don\'t comment again before
then [wow, this is so wierd]: Have a Spectac.
Christmas, OK?
posted Dec 23
guitargirl513
\"Up and coming musician\"? You make me laugh.
Ha-aha-aha. [my new laugh.] The song I\'m learning is
La Grange by ZZ Topp. Another oldy moldy, but funky
cool guitar. You jam with your friends sometimes?
Awesome. The guys in my school would scorn jamming
\"with a chick guitarist\", even though rhythm guitar
is my strength and that\'s what they all need.
[Everyone else wants the spotlight of lead guitar, and
15-minute solos. Your point of view? What do you
prefer?] Have to go get ready for my school\'s semi
formal now... adios, Kyle.
posted Dec 22
guitargirl513
Thank you for your spectac [?!?!?! heh ???] comment,
which amused me. Even though at first, when I just read
it really quickly, I thought you said I was spastic.
But that\'s my own fault, switching the letters. Get
this: My guitar teacher just asked me to jam with his
band at one of their practices... and I\'m a bit
scared. I\'m actually really scared. They actually do
gigs at bars and stuff, which is pretty cool in my
book. Even though it\'s nothing huge... I\'m nervous.
These guys are pretty good. This is my chance to prove
that I know what I\'m doing, and I\'m about to screw
up. ... Do you ever jam with other musicians?
posted Dec 19
guitargirl513
This fact amuses me: Do you realize that the last four
comments that you\'ve made have all begun with... and I
quote... \"haha\". ? I just noticed that, and it made
me laugh. As for \'ep.\', this amused me as well.
Especially because \'epic\' has been my new word since
Friday. My breakfast today was epic.
posted Dec 16