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KRAZY KEYBOARD CHICK
Age: 17
Location: inside the little white things on the piano...I think
Joined On: Jul 05, 2007
Occupation: Clean Room (ocasionaly)
Future Drummer Dude
in Davy Jones\' locker
UnderOath Fan 4ever
With The Men In Kilts!
o_how_that_string_can_sting
At me computer!!
Hi Hi! who are you? are you cool? if you answered yes, stay tuned... if you answered no, stay tuned anyway. have you smiled today? if not, stop, take a deep breath and hold it for ten seconds. now, let it out and SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't even know how to smile-Go see a counselor, just kidding!!! well, you put your lips in a straight line,then turn the ends up a little bit. need an illustration? look at the following picture so that the top of your head is lined up with the left of the page. :-) there. that should do it. if you still can't get it, then you really DO need to go see a counselor. By the way,
Who is your secret crush?
Scooby Doo Larry Boy Godzilla Pooh Bear Spongebob Barney Your Orthodontist Santa Claus The Muffin Man The Local Plumber Luigi Mother Goose Batman Shrak Betty Boop Mary Poppins Pilsbury Dough Boy Madame Bluberry Betty Crocker King Kong Robin Hood Attilla The Hun Superman Batgirl Flubber Rapunsel Rumpelstiltskin Cinderella Ariel Jasmine Aladin Genie Captain Hook Cap'n Crunch Peter Pan
Christmas time is here; so where is all the cheer?
Do you feel empty @ Christmas? Do you and Scrooge have a lot in common? Do you wonder why we celebrate, or what it's all about? Do you wonder why we sing "Silent Night", "O Little Town of Bethlehem", and even "Hark! The Herald, Angels Sing"? If you answered Yes to any of the above questions, then Read On! Long, long ago, in a town called Nazareth, A young girl named Mary was visited by an angel, who informed her that she was going to give birth to the Son of God. Obviously, Mary was surprised, and even more so, because MARY WAS A VIRGIN, and we all know that it takes a man and a woman to have a baby, but Mary was lacking the "man" factor of that equation, however, yet it was true. Mary was engaged to a man Named Joseph, who, naturally, assumed that she had committed adultery, and in that day and age, adulterers were stoned. He wanted to break off the engagement secretly, so that Mary wouldn't be killed, but the angel visited him in a dream, telling the whole story. he and Mary got married, but Mary remained a virgin until After the baby was born. There was a census taking place and everyone had to travel to the town which their ancestors came from, and for Joseph, who was from the line of David had to go to Bethlehem. so he and Mary went to Bethlehem, but there was no room an any of the inns. One kind innkeeper said that they could sleep in the stable out behind his inn when he saw that Mary was VERY pregnant. That night, Jesus, the Son of God, was born in a stable, wrapped in cloth, and he had a manger instead of a crib. Jesus grew up to have a stunning 3-year ministry, and he was crucified at age 33. to find out more about Jesus' ministry, read my blog, "The Real Thing", or send me a message or a comment. if you don't want a comment posted, just say so, and I'll honor that. SMILE!!! KKC
easy to follow instructions
here are a few instructions that shouldn't be too hard to follow
on a blow dryer: "do not use while sleeping"
In a microwave oven manual: "Do not use to dry pets"
On a 500 piece jigsaw puzzle: some assembly required"
On a toilet cleaning brush: "do not use orally"
On a Kitchen Knife: "keep out of Children"
how spontaniously funny. Bye
the real thing
How many different beliefs are there in the world? I don't know, but I DO know that there are A LOT, like, hundreds, AT LEAST. Now, how many of those beliefs are ACTUALLY TRUE? only ONE Christianity, the real thing, 100% true in every aspect, now, before you just quit reading, thinking Geez, this chick is a FREAK!, let me tell you, I do not want to judge other people with other beliefs,but, if I do, I am a sinful human, and am EXTREMELY ashamed of that, and I DO NOT want to offend others in any way, so, that being said, I am going to speak my mind, saying EXACTLY what I mean to say, and will give my honest opinions, and, if they offend you or do not "mesh" with what you personally believe, then I am sorry. So... on with "the Real Thing:Christianity"-
o.k. so, like I said before, there are hundreds of beliefs, no two the same, and out of those hundreds of beliefs, Christianity is the ONLY one that completely adds up. I am a firm believer in Christ, and I believe that anything else is wrong. The Bible is 100% true, and for those of you who are not familiar with the whole Christian thing, let me fill you in.
In the Bible, the Word of God, God tells us what is right.... and what is wrong. Not only that, but he tels us EXACTLY how the world came to be. now, common human belief is... "in the beginning... dirt". the "big bang was when a atom exploded for no apparent reason, which made a pile of goop, which then evolved into a rock which was rained on for billions of years, which then turned into a fish, which then turned into a lizard, etc. eventually, after zillions of years something evolved into an ape, which then evolved into a man, each time, taking millions of years. Wrong. "In the beginning...Dirt?" How impressive. We were made by...dirt? come on. pathetic. now, I believe "In the beginning...God" created the world, in seven days. EVERYTHING, NOT just a rock or a fish or even an ape. EVERYTHING dinos, humans, apes, fish, lizards, birds everything AND he SPECIFICALLY SAID that every kind shall reproduce AFTER IT'S OWN KIND, yup, that's right own kind no evolving involved. AND, on top of that, the earth is only aprox. six thousand years old, NOT four billion years old.
now, later on in the Bible, is The story of Jesus' life, from when Mary, his mother found out that she was pregnant w/ the Son of God, to when he went back up to heaven. I'm going to tell you my Lord's story. When the VIRGIN Mary was visited by the angel Gabriel, who told her she was to give birth to GOD'S SON, obviously, she was pretty scared , I mean, wouldn't you be?, Later, when Jesus was 30, he picked out twelve men to become his apostles, or, better known as "The Twelve disciples" any way, Jesus and the disciples started an amazing three year ministry, and, it was,like, so amazing because Jesus would perform AMAZING miracles, like he gave blind men sight, cured lepers, let the lame walk again, FEED5,000 men, PLUS WOMEN AND CHILDREN in a crowd he was preaching to with a boy's lunch of 2 fish and 5 small loaves of bread, with 12 BASKETS leftover AFTER EVERYONE had STUFFED themselves, and EVEN MORE amazing was when he actually RAISED A MAN FROM THE DEAD!!!!!!!!!! wow, so Jesus was an amazing guy. Why did this sweet ministry only last 3 short years, because, when Jesus was 33, Judas (one of the twelve) betrayed him and sent him away to be crucified. then, 3 days later, he rose from the dead, and is still in heaven today. that's Easter, and his birth is Christmas. For more info send me a message or a comment.
Oh yeah also, God is the ONLY way to heaven, and if you don't believe me, then you WILL end up in HELL. No joke. Hell is real and is described in the Bible as "The Lake Of Burning Fire", literally , trust me you DON'T want to go there, cause there is no door marked "exit"
TTFN,
Krazy Keyboard Chick
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Why did you post to yourself?
posted Mar 04
o_how_that_string_can_sting
probly the question poll thingy...i guess...
posted Feb 26
Krazy Keyboard Chick
this is awesome!!!
posted Feb 20
Llama_Sensei
omg, I can\'t choose between Peter Pan, Batman, Luigi,
and the Muffin Man.
posted Sep 23
Llama_Sensei
First of all: You\'re just jealous because Llamas love
me better than you. Second of all: Um. I do hope no one
takes it seriously? Oh well.
posted Sep 23
Llama_Sensei
HOLA CHICA! Come esta?
posted Sep 20
deTFK_Freak
haha I found it on a random message board somewhere..
posted Sep 03
UnderOath Fan 4ever
who r ya 4 one thing?
posted Sep 03