Samson
Posted May 2, 2007
I kind of forgot about this song, it's pretty amusing... Enjoi.
Me and Samson
go to the store,
and old Samson
leaves craters in the floor.
Me and Samson
walk around town.
Clumsy Samson
knocked several buildings down.
Me and Samson,
we're best of friends.
Me and Samson
until the end!
Me and Samson
go on a double date,
but you know it didn't
turn out that great.
Me and my date
are romantically impaired,
but old Samson,
he lost all of his hair.
Me and Samson,
we're best of friends.
Me and Samson
until the end!
There is this girl and her name is Delilah.
She's a Philistine and she's such a big liar.
Me and Samson
are no longer friends,
'cuz old Samson
has met his end.
Man I'd really
hate to burst your bubble,
but it goes to show you
girls are nothing but trouble!
There is this girl and her name is Delilah
Shes a Philistine and she's such a big liar.
~Lyrics to "Samson" by Ghoti Hook
~God bless,
~bryan ruhe
