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first blog.

I am not a blogger. I don’t do this. And the only reason this is actually being written is because I wanted to have something that you could click on and spend some time reading. But. This is a completely pointless blog. So if I were you. I'd leave. Before you wasted life reading something like this.

Goodbye to the smart people.

And continuing, just to eat up some of this blank space in my day.

I am British. Born in Bury St. Edmunds. Brought to America via slave boat. And now I work the plantations. No I am not a racist and if you were offended by that then you obviously don't realize that I am an albino black man. Don’t believe me? Well then you're smart.
I like tea. And apparently, because I am a guy and I drink tea as much as most Americans drink coffee. Or water. That’s weird. Well no. tea is good. It’s healthy. And it comes in many different ways. And not to mention it’s made of leaves. I mean. That's WAY better than beans. Screw coffee. Coffee sucks. And Starbucks is a mass corporation making money off of too many things. Did you know that Starbucks has a record label? They actually convinced Paul McCartney to switch from his 35 year agreement with EMI records to join the Starbucks label. Lame sonn.
Well Starbucks does sell some pretty rad tea. Tazo tea is a good break off of real tea. English tea. My two favorite REAL teas are English breakfast and earl grey. Drink tea. Smile. Those two things go together.

Off the subject of tea.
food.
I am a vegetarian. Not to prove a point. Not to be different. I just simply do not enjoy eating meat. It is gross tasting. Vegetables and fruit are WAY better for you anyways. FRUIT JUST TASTES AMAZING. I do not eat chips and other junk food. I eat fruit. That’s about as much as it is for me. You can only cook a steak so many ways. But you can make a salad COUNTLESS ways. Try one of mine. You might just go vegetarian too.
But I do like cookies. Make some cookies. I’ll be all over that.
And you most likely.
So if you want lots of hugs.
Make me some cookies.

I like toys.
Not obsessive collector. Or really creepy toy-having old man. Though. If I’m bored. And I have twenty bucks. I’ll go buy a toy. Just for kicks and giggles. Right now around my laptop I have two of the new transformers. The truck guy and the plane guy. I like them. They are very ingenious. two toys in one and you can change um back and forth about fifty times and STILL have to think about it.
Next to cookies.
Buy me toys.
But not for my birthday.
For my birthday I want money and that’s itttttttt.
Well. Not really. If you find something really rad like clothes toys or something else that you think I would love. By all means. Get it and give it to me and I will cherish it forever.

Its just money goes into that little safe right there and it builds and builds until a trip shows its head. Then I buy a plane ticket. And spend all my money partying it up wherever I Am.

I love to travel.
If you want something special from me. Buy me a plane ticket. I'll do whatever you want. As long as it’s not like a plane ticket to Bosnia and your just trying to get me KILLED!

You don’t want to be on my bad list.

I am straightedge.
And I do not kiss smokers. That’s gross. Like making out with an ash tray. Ew.
And drinkers. It’s ok if you are 21 or over. But other than. No. Don’t. That’s dumb. It ruins life and one day you wake up either pregnant or with a girl who is pregnant. Drinking impairs judgment.
Annnnnddddd drinkers over 21 who drink too much. Stop it. You ruin lives that way.

And drugs are stupid. And make you stupider. So don’t even try that crap. ESPECIALLY if you know me.

That’s a lot about Me.
And now I'm bored.
So I’m going to go make some tea and chill for an hour or fifty.

Peace youngins.
If you just read that.
You must have a sad life.
Go outside
It's good for you.
And that’s where I am.
So come find me.

p.s. I love the earth and all of nature so if you would PLEASE stop messing it up. Ditch the hummer buy a little car. Or a hybrid. Turn off the extra lights and turn down the thermostat a few degrees in the winter and up a few degrees in the summer. It saves billions of gallons of oil. And if you just cut down your meat intake by one third meat sales would go down and they would stop killing all the cows and stop raising so may useless ones. going down on methane outpour and letting ACRES upon ACRES of grains and grass be saved and used to feed about twenty thousand people.
All of that was proven fact.
I made none of it up.
But why is it that people aren’t listening?

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