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If you replace your fuckin g's with q's; god is going to kick you where the sun don't shine later on in life.

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Trends that annoy me.

Twilight
Alright, I'll admit that I haven't read the books.. so why do I hate it? Well, it's not really Twilight itself that I hate, it's more of the worship of it. EVERYONE is reading it, and there's people with posters and clothes and everything related to Twilight. Good job! You've bought into another form of marketing consumerism!

Suffixes.
Seriously, this is one of the most overplayed MySpace trends I've ever seen. It's like "Hey, this word has similarities to my name... SUFFIX!" Need some examples? TorreyTerror. SheaShattered. ChristiCreation. HaileyHiatus. And then one of the worst I've heard: KaylaKnives. There's THOUSANDS of people with these damn suffixes... and if you're going to use a suffix, at least have it make sense. Torrey, you're not terrifying. Shea, you're obviously in one piece. Christi, I haven't seen anything creative come out of you. And Hailey? Hiatus is sometimes a euphemism to represent unemployment... you bum. And just for fun, let's call out EricaCellophane. Congratulations: you've plastered your own plasticity.

"Pet" Names.
"Sweetie! Darling! Baby!" All that shit... alright, I'm going to be honest, sometimes it's cute. HOWEVER! I've talked to a bunch of people and they sound so horrendously artificial when they say it that I actually take offense. (as mentioned in my billboard) And it starts sounding less cute and far, FAR more condescending.

Tough Shit.
Life sucks sometimes, we all get it. But it's time to get over it and move on . And before you point the finger, think to yourself... maybe it's my own hypocrisy that makes my advice so genuine.

PC4PC.
Why the hell does everyone demand picture comments? If I've got something nice to say, I'll say it. But really, there's only so much I can say to 2000 pictures that all look the same.

Hair Extensions.
It's not your hair... in fact, it probably used to be someone else's, so that's kind of disgusting. And most of you can't even pull of the look in the first place. Actually, don't even try to pull off "the look", because it looks shitty.

Manga/Anime.
Eating Pocky and Ramen while watching Naruto... yeah, you're cool.

Fetishes.
God damn it people, what DOESN'T turn you on?
 

Cutting.
People stopped paying attention to that a long time ago. You're not going to kill yourself and you're not original.
 

Weed.
I get it, you're a stoner. Stop proclaiming it to the world.

Take into consideration the fact that I'm sharing my opinion in hopes that someone somewhere will stop and think to themselves "Hey, she has a point." 

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