PureVolume

usually when i have f*cked up day i wuld say it sucks squirrel nuts.....

today was normal day and i was doing my usual by takin my bike out for spin......i was getting a little brave and took my speed up a knotch which i usually dont do on concret -_- ANYWAYS....i was going about 80 mph dont this little back road....and a squirrel jumped up in the air, had some kind of mid-air seizure, then hit the plate on the front of my bike....O.O i was already crying by this point so i stopped as soon as could but i was going really fast, i turned around and saw him laying there twitching like a fish tht needed water...thank god a had gloves on cause i picked it up and now its in a box in my room with band aids a neosporin on it, i broke his wittle leggy but.... :'( he will survive this! :'( ill fuckin save him!.....:'( now i have to start sayin today sucked monkey balls till one day im out and i hit a fuckin monkey..........then it will be bull balls, then eagle penis,....and so forth.......

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