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im adam. looking for my eve. i like to be happy. bacon=awesomeness. i like to say like, um, uh, holy fruit , and whoa a lot. im kinda tall. God is my life. i like cool music. ckeckerboards. i like to wear girl pants whenever i can. i also write stories about a guy named And and his friend Then. if i think ur nice ill add u.

 
 
January 10

myspace ate me

i made a myspace. i wanted to be myspace free but oh well. im not any less cooler from joining it, myspace is just cooler cuz i joined. www.myspace.com/chewing_bubble_wrap

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December 21

keyboard!

i just got a keyboard! oh yes. it doesnt hav all the like extra sounds n whatnot but it is sweet. im gonna be practicing that all night man.

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December 2

yayyy

well, last nite was pretty sweet. i finally met charlie. and we hung out backstage then i ate a hole lotta candy and then charlie n ryan performed and they said it wasnt as good as it usually is but the afterparty was sweet cuz i hooked up my mp3 playerr up to ryans guitar and me n charlie were singing n dancing cuz we all knew the words. then we made this sweet song. charlie was singing and ryan was playing the keyboard along with me n molly. me n molly didnt really kno what we were doing but it was sweet. and after that charlie was all sweaty n whatnot. then we took the rest of the pixie stix and there was one of those whirly tubes and charlie put one end to his mouth and we poured the pixie stix into the other end aand it was like one of those beer tubes..only not. haha. then i bought a cd and listened to the hole thing last nite. heres the video if u wanna see =]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL4dLnxSfGQ

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November 10

And Goes Underwater(again)

im reposting this cuz it got like cut off or something dumb like that.

And Goes Underwater
By: Adam Robb

And was watching his toaster. He was trying to make toast but he didnt know how.
"Please, ToasterI really want some toast." And asked the toaster. It then popped up some Fun. And screamed with delight as he ran around, soaking up the Fun. The Fun dissipated and a tennis player disguised as a gorilla broke though his wall right by the door. "You know, there is a door."
The tennis player disguised as a gorilla grabbed And and took him to the ocean.

When they got to the ocean, the gorilla found a banana in Ands ear and dropped him. Then he (or she) ran away ooh-ooh-ahhing.
"Ah, the ocean, so wavy" And said, as he admired the oceans waves from a too-close-for-comfort distance.
All of a sudden, a huge submarine, bearing the words S.S. Depression, rose from the wavy water.
Holy frat! And exclaimed, as a skinny guy came out from the hatch at the top. He had longish, black hair that covered half his face, pasty white skin, and girl pants. He also had a look on his face that said I have no friends. Eat my soul alive.
"My name is, sigh, Captain Emo Come aboard or Ill have to kill myself with this rusty Kleenex box." Captain Emo sighed as he held up a crusty, somewhat rusty, and a little dusty Kleenex box.
"Ive only seen rusty Kleenex boxes in my friends dreams"! And exclaimed, as he waded out to the S.S. Depression.

As And followed Captain Emo walked down the claustrophobic hallways of the S.S. Depression, he looked around and saw a painting of a bowl of fruit shedding a single tear from the banana.
"I painted that after I ate a bowl of fruit," Captain Emo explained, "I made the banana crying because I realized that bananas are people too. They have feelings just like US!" he screamed as he thrust his fist into a wall with pieces of glass glued to it.
"Thats... enlightening. I always thought bananas were just bananas but I could see how you would think theyre people." And said. He then whispered, "Im afraid Mister Thumbnail." to his right thumbnail.
"Me too! This guys as crazy as glue! CRAZY GLUE! ITS GLUE!!"! Mister Thumbnail screamed.
"Are you calling me crazy?" Captain Emo asked," Because if you were, its okay...youre not the first."
"How so?" And asked. Capatin Emo led him into a sitting room and they sat down on very depressing looking chairs.
"Well, it all started when I was 5 years old" Captain Emo said, as everyone flashbacked, "I used to be a happy child. I had my parents, a brother that looked up to me, and a pet ostrich."
"You had a pet ostrich?! All I got was a purse... I hate purses."
"Hey, you just interrupted what I was saying. Why is everyone out to get me?"
"Sorry Captain Compact."
"Its Captain Emo and shut up while I tell you the rest of the story," Captain Emo said, "Like I was saying, I was happy. Then my pet ostrich ran away and got killed and eaten by a Chocolate Moose." Captain Emo said, as he tried to prevent him self from crying. "He ran away because I forgot to feed him!"
"Oh, a Chocolate Moose, eh? I thought they lived only in France!"
"They, sniff, do I was there one a family vacation. I wrote a poem about it. Im sorry that I forgot to feed you, but now I realize I need you, you were the only joy in my life, I need you to help me through this strife."
"Very uplifting. I feel like a pom pom! But, uh, what does that have to do with anyone calling you crazy?" And said. All of a sudden an alarm went off. "AHHHHH!!! JAMATIA!!"
"Thats the Thing! The Thing is busted!" Captain Emo screamed, as he started to run to the back of the submarine. And followed him to the Motor Room, where water was seeping through a huge crack.
"This room is half filled with water." And stated.
"No, I think its half empty."
"Whatever. What made that crack?"
"Its the Chocolate Moose. Hes got my pet ostrich. Heres what we are going to do..." Captain Emo said, as he whispered something in Ands ear.

And and then came out of the submarine in an escape pod. It had a speaker on the outside. The Chocolate Moose was nudging its big antlers at the hull. It was a very weird-looking creature. It looked like a moose but it had fins on its back and on its sides and it was covered in chocolate, hence the name.
"Mr. Ostrich!" Captain Emo called through the speaker.
"Mr. Ostrich? Thats original." And said.
"I was 5, man. MR. OSTRICH!" All of a sudden the Chocolate Moose turned and looked at Captain Emos escape pod. Then, he started to choke and died. As soon as the Chocolate Moose died, Mr. Ostrich came out from its mouth! He started to run towards the escape pod because Captain Emo was calling him. Captain Emo got tanner, baggier pants, and his hair was no longer in front of his face magically as he waited for his pet ostrich to make it to the escape pod. He was what people would call "normal".
We could end this story right here and I could tell you that Captain Emo and his pet ostrich reunite and he becomes less pessimistic and he gets friends and gives And a big hug and a sand basket for helping him.
Thats not what happened though. As soon as Mr. Ostrich reached the escape pod, he ran out of breath and drowned. Captain Emo became pessimistic again and he took And to the beach where he started out and then went back down to the depths of the ocean where he stayed secluded and wrote more poetry about how his pet ostrich died. And went home and ate a sandwich with ham and vinegar on it.


The End

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November 10

And goes to the Sun

alrighty, this is a fav of many o my friends. its one o my favs too, if i may say that(which i already did so yea). its about Ands adventure to the sun. duh.

And Goes to the Sun
By: Adam Robb

And was tall and small but not at all. That means hes medium height. One day, he decided to go to the sun. He didnt know how to get there so he asked around. He asked a squirrel.
"Hey, squirrel guy, how do you get to the sun?"
The sun is not in the squirrels vocabulary so he didnt understand what And was saying. He took it as an insult to his mother and started throwing acorns at him. One particular acorn hit And in the right eye so he had to go to the hospital. While he was there, a guy from NASA showed up!
"Is there anyone here that got hit in the right eye by an acorn thrown by an offended squirrel?" one NASA guy asked a nurse.
"As a matter of fact, there is! Hes in room 13." the nurse said as she led him to Ands room. "And! Theres a guy here from NAZA and he wants to talk to you."
"Um, actually its N-A-S-A."
"Sorry, I spelled it wrong"
"Wha?! Anyways, And, we want you to go to the sun! Its part of our Send a guy that hit in the right eye by an acorn thrown by an offended squirrel program."
"Hey, I got hit in the right eye by an acorn thrown by an offended squirrel! How convenient!" And exclaimed, as he got up and followed the NASA guy to his hover clown. He ran into a lot of walls on the way because he couldnt see. They got in and blasted off to their headquarters.
When they got there, the other NASA nerds put And on the Funk-Master .02 to strengthen his muscles for the voyage. They then put him in their huge rocket and they started the countdown.
"10, 9, 8, 7, 6, um, 3,uh, 11, er" the countdown guy tried to say. They shot the guy in the hip with a cup-shooter. They then got a new guy that could count.
And was blasted into space. Somehow, he got to the sun in just a few minutes. When he got close, he started to feel really hot.
"Man, Im hot!" he then caught on fire and started running around in circles. "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" The ship then went through the sun!
Surprisingly, And was still alive so he turned the ship around and went back to Earth.

"He survived!" a guy from NASA said to a fellow nerd.
"Duh, that squirrel wasuh something I cant remember but it helped And so thats cool." Fellow Nerd said.

When And got back to Earth, they gave some 50 dollars in cash money! When he went outside and could magically see!
"Wow, thats pretty sweet." And said as a Swiss cake roll walked by.
"Im sweet!" the Swiss cake roll said. And picked up the Swiss cake roll and ate him. "AHHHHHHH!!!" the Swiss cake roll screamed as he was being digested.
"You sure were sweet"! And exclaimed, as he licked his fingers. "Hey, wheres the cream filling?"

The End

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RayahRawr!

yea dude ur pretty much my hero

00xxo_me_emoxx00

hey, u wanna be my buddy? im sydney

LadyKathryn {queenoflesheatingrobots}

Hello Adam. I\'m Kate. i like toast. i have a tiny
little dog named Remington. do you like
toast? sometimes when it rains. i like to talk to
people. are you people?

HannaPlume

...you like judo??^^ that\'s cool =) and did you find a
job yet? i have holidays in two weeks so i\'m already
planning waht i\'ll do :-)))

HannaPlume

:-D ya good idea ^^ and what kind of job did you think
about? i\'m a judo trainer as side job (?) aaand yes
it\'s fun^^

scotchtape_sweetheart

lol the distance is a bummer mannnn. well, thanx
anyway..its the thought that counts? lol. =]

scotchtape_sweetheart

so... since u got ur license and all.... maybe u should
umm... come visit me lol. and save me since i am at my
grandma\'s =/ peeasseee X3 *nikki

 
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