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JOHANNAHMAY
mY name is johannah. some friends call me joez's i don't like describing myself. all i can say is: i'm nice i'm blunt i like shows i've been told, i'm fun i'm random. i never try to be anything other than myself. and i will never change the way i am because i don't need to. i have my own morals, beliefs, and standards. i live my life by my expectations alone.
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posted Apr 25
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posted Jul 13
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