when a stranger calls... i did not write this i copyed it...
Posted February 3, 2006
I STOLE THSI FROM CHRISSY SPACE LOL
BARB WROTE THIS BUT I EDITED IT AND ADDED TO IT!!!! SOO....NOW ITS ON MINE LOL ALL OF THIS IS SOO TRU BELIEVE IT OR NOT!!
u dunt answer the fucking fone!!
CHRISSY&&BARB, u guys r lyke...omgg, i <3 u.
ahaha k, so movies was so fucking jokes =) w. me like soo not killing anyones HAnds, lottsa screaming, sum attemptd eye-fuckingbut cant 4get the best lines of the nite. lmaoo im lyke actuallii lafin as im typing this, n my bros giving me a vry funnii look
jessica: "k, were guna lyke call s.f2, n try this on her."
christine: "but she hasnt cn this movie."
jessica: "so? itll styll b scary"
barb: "yaa, but wat wud we say newaiizz?...n omg!! wat if _____ was ovr?!"
jessica&&christine: "ewww"
barb: u noe, wed juss b all lyke hiyaa ____. sup. whr r u? hu u w.? wat u doingand r u protected!?!"
altho, cum 2 think of it, this warning miteve cum a lil 2 late, eh jess? S.F. =)
ahaha this was fully the funniest part of the entire nite.
christine: "im sending it. now."
barb: "no. cuzz noeing ___, ____s guna b thr."
jessica: "then jus say its private or sumthinn
barb: "sent it l8r 2nite."
jessica: "no, dunt. _____s prolly guna sleep ovr."
christine: "omg i dont get...wyf do guys do at sleep overs?"
barb: "simple. they call s.f2, n take turns."
lmfaoo, im so guna use that agen =)
jessica: "omg look at that kid! w. the black n blond hair. HOT"
barb: "jess, thats a gurl."
jessica: "no its not, she has no boobs."
christine: "but the features r so lyke...girlish."
jessica: "i dunt care, he has no fucking boobs, its a guy!"
ahaha yaa, im not evn guna comment on this 1 =)evn tho i sorta didbut w.e =)
(loma i still dont if it was gurl or a dude lol i think it was a gurly dude b.c jess was rite he..she...IT had no boobs so im guessing dude)
christine: "omg tho. evrytime I lookd, ___ was staring!!"
jessica: "yaa, n then the othr 1 wud start!"
barb: "well u noe....miteve been cuz u were staring lyke rite at them. but u nvr noe."
jessica: "ya, but then hed lyke try n make eye contact n stuff."
christine: "xactlyy!! he was totally eye-fucking us."
barb: "no, he was trying 2. if he actualli was that means we wudda wantd it"
jessica: "fine...he was lyke trying 2 eye-fuck the shit outta us."
eye-fucking? hmmm, it was a lil more lyke eye-raping...
(yes dont eye try to eyue fuck sumone if they r not lookin at u and if they dotn want it b.c if u dod tis called eye RAPE and rape is bad.....i feel eye raped)
jessica: "omg, that tiffany gurl....holy shit. she looks lyke a real-life whore that i noe!"
christine: "u noe wat? thats so tru!"
barb: "yaa, well hopefully wat happens 2 tiffany in the movie happens in real life."
onlii tiffany was prettierbut now that we found out wat actuallii happnd 2 her, im guna hafta say that i styll agree w. myself =)
jessica: "barb, look at that guy on ur rite. so hot."
barb "hu? whr?" *looking around*
christine: "i dunt c hu ur talking bout..." *spins around a couple times*
jessica: "ur othr rite."
he lookd lyke emo kid =Dtho now that I think of it, me&&christine WERE looking 2 OUR riteit was jessicas left.if that makes ne sense ;)
(hehe i dont ven remember thsi dude i remem,ber lookin 4 him but never saw gave up figured he muist look like "IT" lmao didnt rele care if i saw anotehr "thing" lol jks jks lmao)
WHORES!!
barb (bout the bf in the movie): "OMG hes a whore!"
jessica: "hot tho."
christine: "but styll a whore!...but ur rite he si hott"
barb: "hes lyke, level 8 whore-ness."
jessica: "level 8?"
barb: "yaa, well c, hes not the biggest whore, thrs 2 above him. thrs the top whore level 10...n that goes 2 _____. n then thrs a second whore level, which we'll call level 9. n that goes 2 _____. but THEN thrs level 8...n he gets level 8 =)
well its almost truu=)i 4got bout s.f2, hu gets level 8so the guy in the movie gets level 7 =)
(i say they r all whore big stupid whore they all level 11 to hahaha jks jks barb made lots os sense)
HAVINN FUN!! <-- after that i STYLL 4got how loud christine can b
(lol yes i acn b very loud lol but dont hate me 4 it im usually saying sumtin no one understands or wants to listen to...xceot u barb and jess u 2 better b listenign and im xpecting a copmment)
christine: "omg, thr is sumthinn rong here. she straightened her hair, and it STYLL doesnt look guud."
barb: "ummm...christine, a lil quieter."
christine: "i dunt give a shit." *yells* "SHE NOES SHES A WHORE!"(i didnt yuel;l shes a whor ei yelled: SHE DOESNT NO WHO IM TALKIN BOUT AND ITS TRU IT LOOKS RELE ABD I THOUGHT IT WOULD LOOK BETTER STRAIGHT BUT SHE STILL MANAGED TO SCREW DAT UP!!!!)
jessica: "i swerr. she looks lyke tiffany."
christine&&me: TIFFANYS A WHORE
quite truu =)
JESSICA&&BARB omg i love u a bunch lol whena stranger calss may b scary movie but ti was the most halirous movie ive ever been to!!lol
xox
JESSxoxoxox
PS MORE FUNNY SHIT!!!!
lmao LoL ;) last nite was sooo much fun haha i acnt believe dat stupid whore tho omg i mena both them they r 11s not tens barb!!!
(i sent it)
here is more fun moment writen by me:
This is now christine soo me =Christine(me) now lol
barb:they r rite there omg :@
jess:I no omg did he come wit her like a date??
Me: WHERE? WHERE? I CANT C THEM.WHERE THE HELL R THEY?
Barb and jess: turn around!
Me (truning truning) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THERE THEY R!!
Barb And jess: any londer
Me: oo sorry lol
That was quite funny yes I can b very very loud! Hehe :P but the worst one was when I did dat and they where rite bhind us dat time they soo heard!i like turned around and _____ was rite there trying to eye fuck me!! I felt eye raped!! lmao
Yes if sumone is not lookin at u its means they do not want to b eye fucked!!! and if u try to then its:EYE RAPE!!! and rape is bad soo dont or ill :@mad:@ and yes im mad _____ 4 trying it on me and jess! :'( :( :@
Another thing dat was soo funny was when ( we where sittin in the second row):
Me: oo god no i would never....not if it was ______!! (and then ____'s ____ walks rite infront of me) he soo heard and im soo screwed yes im a loud person so everyone its not wat u think i said when u "heard" me (well i usually is but id rather u not no dat...i didnt say it to u for a reason!)
omg soo mcuh morre shit happene but too much to write lol
love ya lots
love jess xoxo
THIS IS FROM CHRISSY SPACE I TRYED TO PROFF READ... BUT U NO ME
