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JAYMEFGFG
i make snow angels naked -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shawn scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- remeber there is always someone up there who loves you --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- you're not alone there is more to this i know you can make it out you will live to tell
Thur
A New Brazillians Band FAKE 160
posted Jul 08
HotMachete69
YOU TOOK MY COMMENT VIRGINITY whore. and thanks yours
is pretty swell as well it made me smile
posted May 31
foxxxy
heyyy losahhh. i\'m in art class and i\'m bored so i
said to myself \"hey moey, leave jamie a comment!\" so
here it is. sweet okay talk to you later byeee loser.
posted May 02
ohheypatty
pure volume friends! yayy!!! :)
posted Feb 14
Auggie4
Hay....ummm i never got the pics so i cant do anything
to them or send them back...where did you send
them?...call me later
posted Feb 14
foxxxy
you know that you suck harder than i do. yeahhh,
admit it.
posted Jan 19
Auggie4
LOVE the new pic babe
posted Jan 16
foxxxy
jamieeeee reynoldssss i\'m going to die when my brain
explodes from all this information i\'m cramming into
it. say something nice at my funeral, please.
posted Jan 13