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i have finaly read...

I finaly read the big,stinking pile of crap with steam coming off of it, that is the content of this email. (See Phil 3:8)
considering that Jesus came to savethe world and not to condemn it (John 3:71), and that there is now no condemnation for those who are in christ Jesus (Roman 12:10), I say that I wish this message goes back to hell, where it came from

Because i do care the friends on my email list, I will not foward new...may it never be!

I don't know how i got this email list, but I'd be happy to enter a true dialog with anyone who really cares about Biblical Christianity

In jesus Name amen.
if you have a bible in front of you please read (Proverb 18:16)
and also (Psalm 66:11-12

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yo dis is strange

History Lesson
Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause: Hey, this is one history lesson people don't mind reading


Have A Great Day!

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