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HUGO IS MY NAME, ASIANS ARE MY GAME!
Age: 2008
Location: In an Asian's pants.
Joined On: May 13, 2008
ming lee
ming lee elementary.
velveeta cheese
vagamerica.
kevin(myspace.com/dragracer_kevin)
wilton, california
My Name is Hugo Longpubehairs. I'm 64, and still young, dude!! I have alot of junk in my trunk, ladies [and men]! I'm into asians. Sometimes sweaty Hispanic men get me fired up. Watch Out, HUGO'S GOIN' CRUNK!! (By the way, I always post blogs. That's the way alot of people know me. Check it out.)
~My Bff's!~ (sort of a reply to Velveeta's blog)
Hello fellow blog readers!
I just wanted to tell everyone what has been goin' on today.
well my two best friends are Velveeta Cheese and Mc Steamy. They have been dating for about three days now, and I know they are in love. I can see love from miles away.
Anyways, this just in, THEY BROKE UP!!! and i heard it was because of me :( i hate to be the one who broke up true love, ya know? I feel veryyy very bad.
But who can resist me? I mean, I look so much better with a Wendy's frosty all over me than Velveeta does, because the frosty always sticks in my fat flaps, then you have to lick in between it, and everyone likes that more than a giant patch of pubic hairs on a chest.
And besides, I knew Mc Steamy always had feelings for me. Ever since that one time in the pool, when we went skinny dipping... Whoops, I promised I would keep that a secret... :)
The point of all this is, I love both of my friens with all of my heart, and my penis wants both of them. So i can't date Mc Steamy because I would be hurting Velveeta. and I can't date Velveeta because I would be hurting Mc Steamy. This sucks.
I think I like Ming Lee. He's asian.
I love all genders,
Hugo.
Lisa Tucker...
This is a great day. I actually met Lisa Tucker from American Idol!!!!!!!
When she was on that show, [by the way, she was on the 5th season, and she was part of the top 10] she was my favorite. She is the best. I actually went for one show, and i swear, she gave my 11 inch penis the hardest boner I've ever had!!!!
Anyway, when I met her, she made this really weird face. I think she was really turned on by my sexy body. I tried to give her a hug, but for some reason she just backed away. I have a feeling she couldn't handle me. You've got to be a tough man/woman to handle this sexy man.
Well I'm satisfied, even though I didn't get a hug. Oh well. She signed my bicep.
Which reminds me, I went to 24 Hour Fitness [a gym] because I felt like i needed to tone up, just a little bit. I don't want to lose my wrinkles, but I need to lose my man titties. When i asked for a membership, THEY SAID NO!!!! what in the hell is their problem??? Do they want America to have BIG MAN TITTIES?!? For all my readers out there, DO NOT GO TO 24 HOUR FITNESS! they will say NO!! ugh. fags. actually no, if they were fags they would be in my pants right now. so i guess there "straights".
Gotta Skidaddle.
I love all genders,
Hugo Longpubehairs
May 12th i think, 2008
Hi. It's Hugo. Just wanted to let everyone know, I've just broken up with my last girlfriend, Iwannavag, who is asian. It was pretty devestating, but my best friend [who is a chicken or the male species], Clark, told me it was for the best. And Clark is always right. So no more Iwannavag.
I feel like I will meet my soulmate on the website. So if you meet all my requirements, feel free to add me. And talk to me. And stalk me. Oh please stalk me.
Here are a list of a few requirements:
1. You must be Asian if you are a woman.
2. If you are of the Male gender, i don't care. But something that really Turns me on are Sweaty Hispanic men, or Black men who like frostys. Just talking about it makes me wanna hump.
3. You've gotta be sexual. and You have to like wrinkles, because I have a lot of those.
4. You must except me for who I am. I've gone through some tough times, Lost a Testicle, and fucked a Llama. But you must except it.
Well there you go.
I need to go Feed Clark.
I love all genders,
Hugo Longpubehairs.
kevin(myspace.com/dragracer_kevin)
hey thanks for the add. im kevin :] how are you??
posted May 15
velveeta cheese
hello there, i am a male, not a black man , or an
asian, but i am the 1 4 you!!!!! giv me a call, gotta
go fuck a llama!
posted May 13
velveeta cheese
hello there, i am a male, not a black man , or an
asian, but i am the 1 4 you!!!!! giv me a call, gotta
go fuck a llama!
posted May 13