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UnitedButFallen
Burnettown, SC
FlaminDice18
Burnettown, SC
Simonne
Montreal, QC
Mary Magdalan
Los Angeles, CA
...scour thee i will, for weak words of thine are feeble against the dagger of my tongue...
Hardee Har Har da Mar en Superstardump?/// page 13/ clause 6/ verse nine...
Graaahaha. I laugh and spit simultaneously on your periodical selfhumiliation...the current won askhole...not any one of the billion recurring idiodicals. You scorn and mock yourselves with that blind ignorance i love so dearly...sorry i got my words confused. I said: "love so dearly" when really i meant to say: "experience frequent and painful resulting bowel eruptions." America...prepare for the worst...inner conflict is coming to a boil and...i should say...abreast the devil himself we will come to understand fully our faults anduntduntduntdebauchery gleeheehee. Oil consumption: unnecessary, yet incessant. Pollution: same. STDs: persued at leisure. Physical imperfections: acted on in the stead of REAL PROBLEMS...i.e. expulsions, excommunications, assassinations, ostricization, sterilization of liars, thieves, liars, liars, fakes, liars, instigators, the self righteous and prejudizers, SIRS. And why can we not achieve a relationship with ourselves that is entirely independent of hold on i'm going to get a cheese wedge our surrounding, afflicting, infecting peers and there condemnable influences. Muffintops!!! I'll even take slightly/fairly/nearly unnoticeably independent. Ten full minutes away from the flock and we(take note: NOT i*)begin to feel our minds dissipate. "I need to be the center of attention" we say. "what is there to do, i cannot funtion alone, my thoughts might just find me and all hell will break loose, that is i'll poop myself, keep it simple, keep it safe, there are fat men overcompensated to deal with the real problems like sodomy and genocide, sex is fun but only when i'm not at church or holding a bible, i'm so complicated i can fit my entire personality on a webpage without leaving a single thing out, i don't like thinking, i suppose i'll watch teevee and bum a few shots of heroine off of my newborn the government wanted to investigate after i gave birth to a soulless child but i told them i didn't have time oprah was on shes sooo nice to everyone i've been a devout Winfreyist for three days now and if feels sooooo gooood in the shower at night" and so forth and so on, you get the point, right. Now go get surgery your nose is too big your boobs and penis aren't satisfactory and you eat too much society needs that to change. I know: 83 pounds at heart, that's rully hard for someone 6'8" to justly achieve hey you don't need food my grandmother never ate and she lived till she died never mind the fact that she was only 39 at the time of her passing. You say you're only 2 inches short of six. Sorry priest, no D cup is going to ride that for more than two seconds and not die laughing, you'll just have to kill yourself because its against the law to kill D cups. The erection of a man can control nine-tenths of his active mind. Marketing schemes are already utilizing this valuable information so they can suck up your pennies, nickels and dimebags. You could say that by law of equalities they have mastured the concept of mind control. They also happen to be helping the health of people internationally everywhere because its a proven fact that screwing your naked hand is good for your cardiovascular system never mind the damage sustained to the nervous system its unimportant/irrelevant/nonrelated pick one they all work in context. So they are a pro to the public providing public service to the publick. After work me and my friends make fun of arabs and black people. I'm not an arab or a black person and neither was Jesus. I go home and kiss my children goodnight and eat a hot pocket. I like hotpockets they're high in cholesterol and cionide. Yeah, i'm a healthnut. Stricketuh DIEt of fried corn chips and meatlike patties. I have a high metabolism so i can withstand eating more than most without violating myself cosmetically. Cocaine helps. FRIENDS, ROMANS, COUNTRYMEN, LEND ME YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER SO I CAN USE IT TO SELL TO MAJOR CORPORATIONS WHO WILL THEN FOLLOW THROUGH WITH A TELEPHONE CALL ASKING YOU TO GIVE THEM THE MONEY BACK THAT THEY USED TO PAY FOR YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER. IT PAYS THE BILLS, MY DRUG DEALER CHARGES EXTRA BECAUSE I DO NOT WORSHIP THE FISH GOD AND MY PROSTITUTE DOESN'T CONSIDER ME A REGULAR CUSTOMER BECAUSE SHE ONLY COMES ONCE A WEEK. ***this has been a public service anouncement, fulfilling the service of servicing the public, announcementally. ****vote for bush, he'll win whether you do or not. *****correction: bush already ONE in spite of healthy attempts attempted by the general public to dethrone his majesty all due respect, long live the president. ******please excues me, i neeze more cheed.............[fade to black][role credits][find dignity and a new planet]......
5-0 F**K
COPS SUCK ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY PULL YOU OVER BECAUSE YOU HAVE LONG HAIR AND A STRAND OF FLOWERS HANGING FROM YOUR REARVIEW SAYING THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE YOUR SEATBELT BUCKLED WHEN REALLY, YOU DID, AND THERE'S NO WAY HE COULD HAVE SEEN YOUR BELT FROM THAT F****NG PARKING LOT ANYWAY AND THEREFORE WAS COMPLETELY FULL OF SHIK AND WHEN HE PULLS UP IN YOUR DRIVEWAY AS YOU'RE EXITING YOUR VEHICLE WITH HIS FUZZNUCKIN LIGHTS ALL ABLAZE FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON CUZ HIS ARSE IS FAT AND HIS HEAD IS BIG BUT HIS BRAIN IS SMALL AND HIS WIFE HAS NOT NOR EVER WILL COME AND HE WILL HAVE NO CHILDREN TO SPREAD HIS BUMSUCKING CANCEROUS DISEASE ALL OVER SO HE PICKS ON THE HIPPIE INSTEAD. I....WILL....KILL....THAT....PHOLICE SHAM AND EAT HIS BABIES HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HE HAS NO BABIES, SORRY OFFICER DICK...
COCA '84 XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO....XO
AWW SHUCKS:
42 hrs 15 mins til me and Claudio are united as one being of mutual existence! I'm so excited i can hardly poop. I'll be surprised if my clothes stay on longer than I can hold my breath while being kicked in the jangulars. Its not that its sexual, but its not that its not either, but it certainly definitely absolutely doubtlessly dangerously amazingly exceeds with flying colors and rainbows enough to spare to every mofo in dire need the uphoria of everyday phenomena such as the popular and well-respected orgasm, all due respect. Coheed And Cambria are GODS AMONG INSECTS, Avenged Sevenfold can SHOVE IT.................................................................all due respect.
Peace to my Homies
Love to my Homies
Truth to my Homies
Blessings on my Homies
And Blessings on Claudio with Peace, Love, and Truth
But Mostly........Death to Blood-Sucking Cannibals............ahhm......fallcoughoutahhhboychew.
Panic? At that Ditsygo can suck my left testicle hair and then choke on my green toe cheez.
the sanguine wisdom of YO MAMA
Confuscius Say:
1. Claudio Sanchez is Sovereign over all musicians and vocalists [PERIOD, NO EXCEPTIONS]
2. White Women want two things: your money, and any dignity you had leftover after they tore into your baby-makers with them stalletos they bought with YOUR money
3. Before you love thy neighbor, make sure her husband isn't home.
4. Don't just throw them into the river, be sure and tie somethin heavy to their FACE
(Cutting up the body past the point of human recognition wouldn't be a COMPLETE waste of time EITHER)
5. Avoid, if at all possible, wasting valuable time posting blogs. It is, how you say, Mindless, Childlike, and completely lacking in BIG MAN STUFF.
disclaimer***
the following suck:
evil women
financial slums
hunger with financial slums
sleep depravity
sleep depravity with hunger due to financial slums
standardized tests
society
people other than myself and a few handpicked individuals
humanity
corporations
companies
businesses (private and corporate)
homework (mathematical and mathematically)
stereotyping
generalizing
labeling
prejudice
burnt toast
the following hurt people rully bad and are a hazard to small children:
the nullifying effects of menstration
plastic bags
hot poptarts
Fall Out Boy
CoconicaineNH
hey how\'s being a senior going
posted Aug 20
CoconicaineNH
I\'m glad you liked the place. My hair is straight
it\'s nothing special. O i\'m leaving in two days to go
to the keys again then i\'ll be home for a couple days
then i\'m going to myrtle beach so it\'ll be a while b4
you hear from me.
posted Jul 12
CoconicaineNH
Sorry I have been busy. Trying to read your writing
takes me forever haha. o i cut my hair short prolly
shorter than yours and its almost black. we outta try
to do something next week.
posted Jun 22
CoconicaineNH
You have no idea how good it is to hear from you even
though you are different. I\'ve got to see this whole
dressing differently I\'m sure it\'s still good. No
matter how antisocial you are you\'ve got to make time
to see me, hopefully soon but I\'ll be in columbia this
weekend working on some stuff. Oh my homeschool stuff
is done so now i\'m done with school till i\'m 18.
posted Jun 19
CoconicaineNH
Hey I cant believe I\'m actually hearing from you.
What\'s been going on?
posted Jun 18