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MAN LAW
Posted September 16 | Leave a Comment
Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on thi… read more
to alice
Posted August 25 | Leave a Comment
I'm sick of always hearing All the sad songs on the radio All day it is there to remind An over-sensitive guy that he's lost and alone, yeah I hate our favorite restaurant, our favorite movie, our favorite show, We would stay up all through the night We would laugh and get high, and never answer the phone I can't forgive, can't forget Can't give in, what went wrong Cause you said this was right You fucked up my life I'm sick of always hearing Sappy love songs on the radio This p… read more
i walked with a zombie
Posted February 17 | Leave a Comment
"I Walked With A Zombie" I'm damned if I voodoo, and I'm dead if I don't Kick the crypt and baby walk with me And we'll find a new place to haunt Now the dead can't die, they're not alive I've got one walking by my side It's a curse, a hex, tell me what comes next Tie the noose around my neck See you in the graveyard at midnight Such a horrifying delight Your ice-cold touch, it feels so right And just last night I walked with a zombie, zombie, zombie I walked with a zombie, zombie, zombie I… read more
