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HE LAID EMERALDS IN HER EYES&;;
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United States
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United States
*EmocionaDoScreamo*
United States
saraa bo baraax3
Billerica, MA
IM REALLY NOT AS ASSHOLE-ISH AS I SEEM.though i am a smart-ass sometimes "[ha ha ha]"Im really not stuck up or lame. but i do suck at life.I am Juli. Here are my rules: 1 DONT SPELL MY NAME WRONG. I will KILL you. J U L I. no "e" 2 you may call me memphis if you wish... its kind of like a secret identity. not really. 3 Dont act stupid or ignorant in my presence. I will spit on you. 4 comment me, message me, add me as your friend. its the internet, so even if i think youre retarded (which i probably wont, im pretty open minded blah blah blah) its not like its going to effect your social status omg lol xcore ttyl rofl. So here is the deal: im probably supposed to tell you abot myself in this little box thing. but i am still finding out so many things about myself i didnt even know, so untill i grasp an idea of who i am, i'll just let you form your own opinion about me, 'kay? What i do know: I am crazy, funny, smart (though i dont really act like it some times), open minded, retarded, fugly, a royal pain in the ass, and the coolest person you will ever meet. no joke :) (also, im not really that cocky/confident. i jsut like how i come across as an ass.) What is good, 'ya mean beavis and butthead BOOKS (im a nerd) :Augusten Burroughs, Chuck Pahalniuk, Chris Krovatin, etc. Vogue. i wish i could pull off the shit they wear in there. its so great. and the anorexia adds a nice touch.(kidding about the anorexia thing) apple fanta Candace Kucsulain. 'nuff said Latin fo life and the "B.A." tense Art. Music. the good kind! All my friends. seriously. i dont know what i would do with out them. Jeenyus Snowboards The olsen twins. they'ree so little. its cute. Scrubs. Best show. Ever. taxodermy garage sales/thrift stores/ross/marshalls basically anywhere that you are bound to find cheap stuff at, but its kind of a hit and miss thing. You may not find anything you like, but if you do its great cause its like 8 bucks tops. SHARKPUNCH is Brocore Guitar, piano, INWARD SCREAM (none of which i excell at) Drawing and sketching and whatnot. (i actually will admit i have some form of talent in this area, when i try) The color BLUE. yeah. but only that color. like a superman blue. all other blue is ugly. The word "m'kay" Jackass RACHEL FUCKING WADDELL, official badass, amature most ballen' shit in the world Montey Being Destructive Fuel TV, Fuse, MTV2[some times] DINOSAURS!!!!!! What is not good (bad things): Ignorance. President Bush PpL Wh0 TyP3 LyK3 Th!5 Brocore. Brocore. BROCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!! SXE 4 LYFE. its great that you dont do drugs, but if you feel the need to excessively lable yourself, you are most probably, a douche bag. granted, i have met some straightedge people who are cool, but come on people. Back stabbers Liars People that SUCK Myself The water bra (haha) Spelling. im terrible at it Unitards homophobes Narrowminded-ism the general shoving of ideas down peoples throats. Baptizing your neighbors cat with a hose People in general. We sure do suck. Why is that? If i offended anyone, get over it. i am a bitch and i piss people off. a lot. so dont feel special. YOURE NOT.
when you live in a glass house, you should not throw rocks.
i sit there. all day long. throwing rock after rock. and i continue to destroy. yet they continue to rebuild.
slowly, i am demolishing this place.
its a happy fucking day, isnt it?
oh brother montey.... where art thou?
hahahaha
monty, the newt fetus......
he was soaked in formaldehyde... which i got on my hands.
like omgz kids. im gonna get cancer!
haha. no. im not hopefully. i know. i googled it.
ok so in science we might have been doing thins thing with a bunch of "preserved specimens" in jars and i might have taken the newt because i have no life and i compulsivly steal things so i gave it to ray becasue she is by far my "omg bff" and uh... she broke the jar and were not gonna get cancer i hope ok?
rachel. take a picture of him. and put him on your per.vert. m'kay?
Memphis
Miss Murder Sucks. we redid it yo.
we do.
here at ray and memphis company we love to make fun of shit that sucks. and rachel and i pretty much wrote this and we are great. so lick me. i taste like apples.
Chorus:
Hey Miss Butcher, can I
Hey Miss Butcher, can I
Get some free meat if I
sharpen your knife?
woah-oh-oh
With just a look he shook
the meat out of the freezer bag.
With just a knife, he sliced
the meat.
The knife that pierce the meat,
He he used it carefully.
We're left to wonder why
He left the grislets behind.
[Chorus]
Dreams of his veal and ham.
Oh, how they all adored him.
Flavor will last when vacuum sealed.
The pig that he made die,
he cut of its behind
then the butt he sliced.
for a sandwich made on rye.
[Chorus]
When the butcher is walking through out the deli
he grabs meat and puts his knife upon it
hungry customers waitin in line for beef. without hope. (scream thing "huuuuuuuuh")
scream: he takes groung up meat and other things, wrapped in skin,
and he sells it for a dollar eighty
Who would ever put their filthy hands upon (scream: sausageeee.............)?
chorus
dude. were so making a video. its way better when we sing it.
AFI is nice. but i hate there new stuff.
i dont even have words for this one
. i deleted this sucka. like omgz im so emo lol omg ttyl jk jk .
"this is where all the scene kids go lalala"
hey kids
yo kids, guess what? not everybody is like "omg like homecoming is like hxc" ok? i do not like these events m'k? so just because you're going with some random chick, dont try and convince me to go. it just reminds me of how "futile" my life is. savvy?
unless youre rachel and youre renting a limo. then you may talk about it.
Memphis
ps. just because i call myself queer or whatever, gives you NO right to call me a dyke or say "what, you dont want to go to homecoming because youre queer or because you cant get a date."
im BISEXUAL not a LEBSBIAN
a-s-s
Rachel
fucking love your new photo
posted Feb 02
Rachel
like what the most...dude im retarted elaberate or
however you spell it.
posted Jan 29