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Titine SE BELLA GIU SATORE JE NOTRE SO CAFORE JE NOTRE SI CAVORE JE LA TU LA TI LA TWAH LA SPINASH O LA BOUCHON CIGARETTO PORTOBELLO SI RAKISH SPAGHALETTO TI LA TU LA TI LA TWAH SENORA PILASINA VOULEZ-VOUS LE TAXIMETER? LE ZIONTA SU LA SEATA TU LA TU LA TU LA WA ///////////////////////// There's a whole in the world like a great black pit and the vermin of the world inhabit it and its morals aren't worth what a pin can spit and it goes by the name of London. At the top of the hole sit the previlaged few Making mock of the vermin in the lonely zoo turning beauty to filth and greed... I too have sailed the world and seen its wonders, for the cruelty of men is as wonderous as Peru but there's no place like London!// There's a hole in the world like a great black pit/ and it's filled with people who are filled with sh--/ and the vermin of the world inhabit it- but not for long! They all deserve to die! Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why: because in all of the whole human race, Mrs. Lovett, there are two kinds of men and only two. There's the one staying put in his proper place and the one with his foot in the other one's face- Look at me, Mrs. Lovett, look at you! No, we all deserve to die! Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why: Because the lives of the wicked should be- Made brief! For the rest of us, death will be a relief- We all deserve to die! // Allison: Think I got what it takes? Cry Baby Girls: Wo Ho Ho Cry-Baby: You got it, Allison. You got it RAW!// Dr. Gonzo: Let's give the boy a lift. Raoul Duke: What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country.// Raoul Duke: I want you to understand that this man at the wheel is my attorney. He's not just some dingbat I found on the strip, man. He's a foreigner. I think he's probably Samoan. But that doesn't matter, though, does it? Are you prejudiced? Hitchhiker: Hell no. Raoul Duke: I didn't think so. Because in spite of his race, this man is very valuable to me. Oh, sh--. I forgot about the beer. You want one? Hitchhiker: No. Raoul Duke: How 'bout some ether? Hitchhiker: What? Raoul Duke: Never mind.// Raoul Duke: Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?// Dr. Gonzo: As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. You won't need much, just a tiny taste.// [to clerk at the Mint 400 while on acid] Raoul Duke: Yeah. HI THERE! My name... is, uh, Raoul Duke. I'm on the list, that's for sure. Free lunch, final wisdom, total coverage. I have my attorneyyyyyyy, with me, and I realize that his name is not on that list, but we must have that suite! Must have thet suite. What's the score here? What's next? Desk Clerk at Mint Hotel: Your suite isn't ready yet. But someone was looking for you... Raoul Duke: [seeing her morph into an eel] Why? We haven't done anything yet!// Raoul Duke: There's a uh, big machine in the sky, some kind of, I dunno, electric snake, coming straight at us. Dr. Gonzo: Shoot it. Raoul Duke: Not yet, I want to study its habits.// Dr. Gonzo: Sounds like big trouble. You're going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special music. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of L.A. for at least 48 hours. Blows my weekend. Raoul Duke: Why? Dr. Gonzo: Because naturally I'm going to have to go with you. And we're going to have to arm ourselves... to the teeth!// Raoul Duke: The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride.// Parking Attendant: You can't park your car here. Raoul Duke: Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park? Parking Attendant: Reasonable? You're on a sidewalk! This is the sidewalk!// Raoul Duke: You people voted for Hubert Humphrey, and you killed Jesus.// Raoul Duke: Quick, like a bunny.// Raoul Duke: Yeah, I know. I'm guilty. I understand that. I knew it was a crime, and I did it anyways. Sh--, why argue? I'm a f---ing criminal, look at me.// Clerk at Mint Hotel: Mr. Duke! Mr. Duke! Raoul Duke: Oh f---. Clerk at Mint Hotel: We've been looking for you. Raoul Duke: [Narrating] The game was up. They had me. Raoul Duke: Many fine books have been written in prison. Clerk at Mint Hotel: Sir?// Dr. Gonzo: [spills the cocaine] Jesus! You see what God just did to us, man? Raoul Duke: God didn't do that, you did it. You're a f---ing narcotics agent, I knew it!// Car Rental Agent - Los Angeles: Holy smokes! You just backed over two-foot concrete embutment and you didn't even slow down. What were you going, oh I don't know, forty-five miles an hour backwards? Raoul Duke: There's no harm done. I always check the transmission that way, the rear end for stress factors. Boy this is really a nice pen man! Car Rental Agent - Los Angeles: Listen, you boys haven't been drinking tonight, have you? Raoul Duke: Nope, not me. We're responsible people!// Raoul Duke: I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Mutiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.// "I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen! I wash my hands of this weirdness." --Captain Jack// I looked upon the scene before me - upon the mere house, and the simple landscape features of the domain - upon the bleak walls - upon the vacant eye-like windows - upon a few rank sedges - and upon a few white trunks of decayed trees - with an utter depression of soul which I can compare to no earthly sensation more properly than to the after-dream of the reveller upon opium - the bitter lapse into everyday life - the hideous dropping off of the veil. --The Fall Of The House Of Usher by Edgar A. Poe// America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable. Hunter S. Thompson// The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over. Hunter S. Thompson// It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top. Hunter S. Thompson// In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. Hunter S. Thompson// Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect. Hunter S. Thompson// I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes. Hunter S. Thompson// I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S. Thompson// I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. Hunter S. Thompson// If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up. Hunter S. Thompson// If I'd written all the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people - including me - would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism. Hunter S. Thompson// I can guarantee the closest shave you'll ever know. --Sweeney Todd// Sweeney Todd: [holding up his razor] At last my arm is complete again! Mrs. Lovett: [dryly] That's all very well. But what're we gonna do about him? [points to hand of a dead body sticking out of a box across the room]// Sweeney Todd: Alright! You, Sir?/No one's in the chair come on, come on/Sweeney's waiting/I want you bleeders./You sir! Too sir?/Welcome to the grave./I will have vengenance./I will have salvation...// [from Trailer] Sweeney Todd: Fifteen years *dreaming*, I might come home to a wife and child. Mrs. Lovett: Benjamin Barker. Sweeney Todd: Not Barker. Sweeney Todd, now. And he will have his revenge. Sweeney Todd: Where's my wife? Mrs. Lovett: She's gone. And he's got your daughter. Sweeney Todd: Judge Turpin! Mrs. Lovett: You've got to leave this behind yourself now. Sweeney Todd: No! These are desperate times. And desperate measures are called for.// The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured'. That kind of thing. --Johnny Depp// I read that I was in bed with her, which is a ton of $^&*. I have met her and it went like this: 'How do you do?' 'Hello, how are you?' Now when anyone asks about my affair with Madonna I say no, wrong - it was the Pope. He swept me off my feet. --Johnny Depp// Mike Teavee: Who wants a beard? Willy Wonka: Well, beatniks for one, folk singers and motorbike riders. Y'know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!// Willy Wonka: You can't have your family hanging over you like an old, dead goose. No offense. Grandpa George: None taken. Jerk.// Willy Wonka: Do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass! Please have a blade, please do, it's so delectable and so darn good looking! Charlie Bucket: You can eat the grass? Willy Wonka: Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even *I'm* eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.// Veruca Salt: I'm Veruca Salt. It's very nice to meet you, sir. [does a curtsy] Willy Wonka: I always thought a verruca was a type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot. Ha.// Sam: You don't like raisins? Joon: Not really. Sam: Why? Joon: They used to be fat and juicy and now they're twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. I can't say I am a big supporter of the raisin council. Sam: Did you see those, those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff? Joon: They scare me. Sam: Yeah me too Joon: It's sick. The commercial people they make them sing and dance so people will eat them. Sam: It's a shame about raisins. Joon: Cannibals. Sam: Yeah. Do you like avocados? Joon: They're a fruit you know. Sam: Ruthie, do you got any avocados? --Benny and Joon// Sam: How sick is she? Benny: Oh, she's plenty sick. Sam: Oh. Because you know, it seems to me that, aside from being a little mentally ill, she's pretty normal. --Benny and Joon// Sam: I'm Sam. Benny: So I hear... I'm Benny. Sam: With an 'n'? Benny: Yea two of 'em... this is Joon. Sam: With an 'n'? Joon: One... You're out of your tree. Sam: It's... not my tree --Benny and Joon// Joon: Did you have to go to school for that? Sam: No, no, I got thrown out of school for that. --Benny and Joon// Sam: Thanks for the couch. Um... Mike made me sleep under the sink. --Benny and Joon// Sam: Oh my God! I've just been looking for my boyfriend. Have you seen him? He's a guy with a little mole on his right cheek. AH! Oh, Brad, Brad, please don't be dead Brad. I never got a chance to tell you want you meant to me Oh, Brad, please! It's you! You're you! Ruthie Melony, co star of the Prom Queen Mutilator with Dick Bebe! Ruthie: You saw that? Sam: He was mine! He was mine! No Cindy! You're sick you need help. No, Cindy! No Cindy! No! --Benny and Joon// Don Juan: There are only four questions of value in life, Don Octavio. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: only love. --Don Juan DeMarco// Don Juan: Now where is Don Octavio de Flores? Bill: Who? Don Juan: Don Octavio, the host of this villa. Bill: Oh, you mean Dr. Mickler. Bill: Um, [clears throat] Bill: ... why do you think Dr. Mickler is Don Octavio de Flores? Don Juan: Why do you think Don Octavio is Dr. Mickler? --Don Juan DeMarco// [Joyce offers Edward lemonade] Joyce: Lemonade? [Edward pukes] --Edward Scissorhands// Jack Sparrow: He needs the Pearl. Captain Turner needs the Pearl, Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth] and you felt guilty, Jack Sparrow: [to Barbossa] and you and your Brethren Court. Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me? [Everyone looks around. Pintel, Ragetti, and Jack The Monkey cautiously raise their hands] Jack Sparrow: I'm standing over there with them.// Captain Ammand: [about Barbossa] Shoot him! Captain Jocard: Cut out his tongue! Jack Sparrow: Shoot him, cut out his tongue, and shoot his tongue. And trim that scraggly beard of his!// Jack Sparrow: [examining the map] Up is down. That's just maddingly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear? Miniature Jack 1: [voice] Clear as mud, Jackie... Jack Sparrow: What? Eh? Miniature Jack 1: [appearing from Jack's left dreadlocks] Stab the heart. Miniature Jack 2: [appearing from Jack's right dreadlocks] Don't stab the heart. Jack Sparrow: Come again? Miniature Jack 2: The Dutchman must have a captain... Jack Sparrow: Well that's even more than less than unhelpful. Miniature Jack 1: Sail the seas for eternity. Jack Sparrow: [smiling] I love the sea... Miniature Jack 2: What about port? Jack Sparrow: I prefer rum... Rum is good. Miniature Jack 2: Making port, where we can get rum and sultry wenches... once every ten years. Miniature Jack 1: What'd he say? Jack Sparrow: Once every ten years. Miniature Jack 1: Ten years is a long time, mate. Jack Sparrow: Even longer, given the deficit of rum. Miniature Jack 1: ...But eternity is longer still. Miniature Jack 2: And how'll you be spending it? Dead? Miniature Jack 1: ...Or not... The immortal Captain Sparrow. Jack Sparrow: Well, I like that. Miniature Jack 2: [looking out to the sea] Come sunset and it won't matter. Jack Sparrow: [realizing] ... Not sunset... Sundown! And Rise... Up!// Jack Sparrow: Send this pestilent, traitorous, cow-hearted, yeasty codpiece to the brig.// Jack Sparrow: Nobody move! Dropped me brain.// Will Turner: I'm losing her, Jack. Every step I make for my father is a step away from Elizabeth. Jack Sparrow: Mate if you choose to lock your heart away you'll lose it for certain.// Jack Sparrow: You know, for all that pirates are clever-called, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things. Gibbs: Like? Jack Sparrow: I once sailed with a geezer lost both his arms and part of his eye. Gibbs: What did you call him? Jack Sparrow: [pause] Larry.// Elizabeth Swann: [of the Pirate Lords and their crews fighting each other] This is madness. Jack Sparrow: This is politics.// Barbossa: The world used to be a bigger place. Jack Sparrow: The world's still the same - there's just less in it.// Jack Sparrow: Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness.// Jack Sparrow: Why would he do that? Because he's a lummox, isn't he? Well we shall have a magnificent garden party and you're not invited!// Jack Sparrow: [holding Davy Jones heart] Heady tonic, holding the power of life and death in one's hand.// [Scarlett and Giselle are fighting, Jack watches the Pearl sail away] Jack Sparrow: Ladies, will you please shut it! Listen to me. [to Giselle] Jack Sparrow: Yes, I lied to you. [to Scarlett] Jack Sparrow: No, I don't love you. [to Giselle] Jack Sparrow: Of course it makes you look fat. [to Scarlett] Jack Sparrow: I've never been to Brussels. [to Giselle] Jack Sparrow: It is pronounced *egregious*. [to Scarlett] Jack Sparrow: By the way, no. I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies. [to both] Jack Sparrow: And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy? [Giselle slaps him, Scarlett slaps him, he slaps Gibbs]// Jack Sparrow: How's mum? [Captain Teague holds up a decayed shrunken head] Jack Sparrow: [revolted] ... She looks great.// Jack Sparrow: You may throw my hat if you wish. [Gibbs throws Jack's hat] Jack Sparrow: Now go and get it.// Barbossa: Dying is the day worth living for.// Jack Sparrow: Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by.// Barbossa: There's not been a gatherin' like this in our lifetime. Jack Sparrow: And I owe them all money.// Davy Jones: Do you fear death? Jack Sparrow: You have no idea.// Jack Sparrow: Now we're being followed by rocks. Never had that one before.// Davy Jones: You can do nothing without the key! Jack Sparrow: I already have the key! Davy Jones: [shows the key] No you don't. Jack Sparrow: Oh, that key.// The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. H.P. Lovecraft "The Call of Cthulhu"// We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. H.P. Lovecraft "The Call of Cthulhu"// The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age. H.P. Lovecraft "The Call of Cthulhu"// Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. ("In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.") H.P. Lovecraft "The Call of Cthulhu"// "Science has not yet taught us if madness is or is not the sublimity of the intelligence. --Edgar Poe//

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