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Mr. Humphulot was a suicidal and he killed himself...

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i got a turtle. his name is mr humphulot

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fucked foneless

wow this sux. my sister deliberatley put my fone in H2O so now im "fucked foneless".

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my sister comes into my room at 7something while im barely conscious and says that dad brought our cat to work with him in the back of his truck. the first thing that i think is that dad ran tiger over and was jammed behind the wheel, but no. dad, without knowing he was there, brought him all the way to adams which is like a 3 hour drive. now my sister needs something to brig him back with, and god forbid we ever keep the kittie kennel thing cuz we're " never going to use it".... well we need one and we dont have it anymore so were looking for things we could use. then I, being the smart and ever so wise one that i am, come up with putting tiger in the bunny cage which, mind you is like 2 feet long , a foot wide, and maybe like a foot tall. we line it with blankets and we put tigers little bed thing and then we try to get it into her new, little, submarine-looking, convertable(but its definataly a piece and is like older than i am) and we cant fit it thought the door.but eventually we realise that we can out the top down and she's on her way to adams for tiger.....

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NAme thE TuNE

ELFS CAN'T BE DENTISTS!!!!!

i am not just a misfit
i am not just a nit-wit
you cant fire me i quit
since i dont fit in.

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