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GUITAR-ROCKIN-SAM17
Age: 18
Location: hesperia
Joined On: Sep 27, 2007
Occupation: student
Website: lovelysam17@hotmail.com
the name is sam my tags describe alot of me and what i like obviously. im cool, down to earth, dorky, you respect me ill respect you back its only fair. im down with everyone just dont get too crazy on me. i have a bf he's my everything. and thats pretty much it if you feel like talking, need a friend im always listening and ready with advice. ill catch you later peace.
if i was your girlfriend.....
*how many times a day would you let me kiss you?
*would you hold me?
*would you take me places?
*would you let me love you?
*would you lie to me?
*if i was sick what would you do?
*would you leave me for one of my friends?
*do you want to have a future with me?
*would you listen to alll my problems and help me solve them?
*would you introduce me to your mom/dad?
*would you hang out with me and my friends?
*if your friend tried to get with me what would you do?
*if i said i love you would you say it back?
*how do you feel about me?
*have i ever made you smile?
those are the questions a woman thinks and wants
to ask to there loved one. and more
how long it took
it took 1 minute to like you
a day to love you
and it will take a lifetime
to forget you
me without you
me without you is like
a camera with no flash,
a car with no gas,
a stripper with no ass,
and
a pimp with no cash.
snickers song
happy peanuts sore
over chocolate coverered mountain tops
and the waterfalls of caramel
prancing nugget in the meadow
sing a song of satisfaction
to the world
chuck norris
*Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg
*Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
*Chuck Norris's cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
*If Chuck Norris is late time better slow the fuck down.
*Chuck Norris does not go hunting he goes killing.
*When the boogey man goes to sleep at night the checks his closet for Chuck Norris
*Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
*Chuck Norris once visited the virgin islands they are now the islands.
*Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies he potato-sacks them.
*Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
*The quickest way to a mans heart is Chuck Norris's fist.
*Chuck Norris can eat a rubic cube and poop it out solved.
*Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
